Men are too stupid to clean. We do other things good, like drive and parrelell park. I was vacuuming and the vacuum cleaner sucked in the speaker cord and sent the center channel speaker flying to the floor. It works but it just looks like sh!t.
It is partly your guys's fault because I spent more time online this winter than out finding girls to clean for me. So I expect someone to take up a collection effort to replace it.