The username rhyming thread

**Diesel** · 04-08-2005, 07:00 AM

Maraxus leaves us flat
Then he comes back
What up with that?

**Diesel** · 04-08-2005, 07:01 AM

Bouncer is the reigning bikini mod
Oh my what a bod

Admire him from a far
This drunken irishman at the bar

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:02 AM

Diesel, tripped and fell,
standing up he starts
to yell "i want a mel-on."

Its like 8 Mile in here

lol

**Maraxus** · 04-08-2005, 07:03 AM

Diesel bites the pillow
while i ram a bat up his dillhole

lol

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:03 AM

Yooo, too much to say
but says nothing but poo
pink thongs seem his thing
you know its true!

**Bigen12** · 04-08-2005, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Yooo, too much to say
but says nothing but poo
pink thongs seem his thing
you know its true!

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:04 AM

Avago doesnt say much
coz him and ans aXe
have decided to go "dutch".

**yooo** · 04-08-2005, 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Ok. I'll explain a little thing to you.

I work 14 hours a day, working during the day then straight after i work till midnight for a marketing company i have invested in, during the day i work for MS -a job that i enjoy and i worked hard to get. I joined this forum nearly a year ago because of the steroid information and advice, soon after finding out there was a community on here that i could relate to, i have made many contacts and friends on here.

Let me just get something straight, do i have to post in the diet forum and the workout forum? If the answer is yes, then i'll be quiet and never post. If the answer is no, then you should be quiet.

Its well known through out the forums what i do, that i work with computers, with graphics hence the reason there was a media & graphics sub section created, in my time here through my talents i have helped out countless members, have helped the forums many times, helped system admin with graphics for this site. -If any of this is against any rules let me know, if i have to post in a workout forum to do this let me know.

Lets think, your saying that i post things about girls, pampering etc, well isnt this the lounge? Isnt this a place to kick back and chill, talking about our day to day life, isnt this a place to just mess around and talk about pretty much anything? -If any of this is against any rules let me know, if i have to post in a workout forum to do this let me know.

I personally take the comment "guy arent u like the computer kid, living ur dream life online?" very seriously, and if im honest this did annoy me. You have absolutely no idea who i am and what i have endured to get where i am today. You have no clue "kid".

Basically what it comes down to is that you can dish out the most criticism on this board, but when it comes to taking it, you're a little girl...

admit it messy, u have the nerve to say what u want, but when someone tells u something about urself that u know to be fact, u **** ur pants and try to outsmart them..relax..

Crystalmethodx, you're a tool, we all know that..

**Diesel** · 04-08-2005, 07:06 AM

Maraxus why the fascination with my dillhole?
your as big as a bean pole

Stand sideways and stick your tongue out for all to see
You look just like a zipper to me

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:06 AM

yooo please shut up and either play the game or f*ck off.

cheers

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:07 AM

Diesel your **** good at this!

**Maraxus** · 04-08-2005, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by yooo

Basically what it comes down to is that you can dish out the most criticism on this board, but when it comes to taking it, you're a little girl...

admit it messy, u have the nerve to say what u want, but when someone tells u something about urself that u know to be fact, u **** ur pants and try to outsmart them..relax..

Crystalmethodx, you're a tool, we all know that..

yooo talks too much crap
take this to pm's so yall can rap
oh man i gotta take a crap
come here diesel sit on my lap

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:07 AM

Needmorestrength needs more length

**ya_man** · 04-08-2005, 07:07 AM

i can tie my own shoes

**yooo** · 04-08-2005, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

yooo please shut up and either play the game or f*ck off.

cheers

get a life, and not an online one

cheers

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

yooo talks too much crap
take this to pm's so yall can rap
oh man i gotta take a crap
come here diesel sit on my lap

aahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha

**Bigen12** · 04-08-2005, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by yooo

Basically what it comes down to is that you can dish out the most criticism on this board, but when it comes to taking it, you're a little girl...

admit it messy, u have the nerve to say what u want, but when someone tells u something about urself that u know to be fact, u **** ur pants and try to outsmart them..relax..

Crystalmethodx, you're a tool, we all know that..

Hey,

I feel left out

I think your full of it also

**Maraxus** · 04-08-2005, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by Diesel

Maraxus why the fascination with my dillhole?
your as big as a bean pole

Stand sideways and stick your tongue out for all to see
You look just like a zipper to me

diesel.......

forget it, you win lol.

**needmorestrength** · 04-08-2005, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Ok. I'll explain a little thing to you.

I work 14 hours a day, working during the day then straight after i work till midnight for a marketing company i have invested in, during the day i work for MS -a job that i enjoy and i worked hard to get. I joined this forum nearly a year ago because of the steroid information and advice, soon after finding out there was a community on here that i could relate to, i have made many contacts and friends on here.

Let me just get something straight, do i have to post in the diet forum and the workout forum? If the answer is yes, then i'll be quiet and never post. If the answer is no, then you should be quiet.

Its well known through out the forums what i do, that i work with computers, with graphics hence the reason there was a media & graphics sub section created, in my time here through my talents i have helped out countless members, have helped the forums many times, helped system admin with graphics for this site. -If any of this is against any rules let me know, if i have to post in a workout forum to do this let me know.

Lets think, your saying that i post things about girls, pampering etc, well isnt this the lounge? Isnt this a place to kick back and chill, talking about our day to day life, isnt this a place to just mess around and talk about pretty much anything? -If any of this is against any rules let me know, if i have to post in a workout forum to do this let me know.

I personally take the comment "guy arent u like the computer kid, living ur dream life online?" very seriously, and if im honest this did annoy me. You have absolutely no idea who i am and what i have endured to get where i am today. You have no clue "kid".

Get him messy lol

**Diesel** · 04-08-2005, 07:09 AM

Sit on your lap you say?

Why so you can stroke my prick like a plunger all day?

No way....

Your rhyms are lame

but i think your cool just the same

**Bigen12** · 04-08-2005, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Needmorestrength needs more length

At least that is what his girl friend says..........

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:11 AM

Diesel needs someone to try and test him here,
So i'll lay the smack down and cast a shadow of fear,
his rhymes are just jokes not even sounding good
he wish he could, wish he would, but at the end of the day
his talents are only giving men wood

ooooooh

**needmorestrength** · 04-08-2005, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

yooo talks too much crap
take this to pm's so yall can rap
oh man i gotta take a crap
come here diesel sit on my lap

LMFAO good to have you around again

**AVAGO** · 04-08-2005, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Avago doesnt say much
coz him and ans aXe
have decided to go "dutch".

**Diesel** · 04-08-2005, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

diesel.......

forget it, you win lol.

OOOHHH....Submission is sweet....

**Maraxus** · 04-08-2005, 07:12 AM

Diesel you swurrrr u got game
but your rhymes are just as lame
oh look i just came
in your eye
aww look i made you cry.

**IronFreakX** · 04-08-2005, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by yooo

Crystalmethodx, you're a tool, we all know that..

im not gonna get angry cuz theres not much i can do from behind a comp screen but i realize that ppl do get really couragious when theyre sitting behind a computer screen if u were in the same country id give u a cut like the one on my 4arm in ur neck
but hey im not the one wearing a pink

thong

**Diesel** · 04-08-2005, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Diesel needs someone to try and test him here,
So i'll lay the smack down and cast a shadow of fear,
his rhymes are just jokes not even sounding good
he wish he could, wish he would, but at the end of the day
his talents are only giving men wood

ooooooh

sh!t

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:15 AM

According to CrystalMethodX thongs are the order of the day,
i tryed to pay to get one of the thongs,
finding out that yooo had ordered the lot,
i guess thats just the way he lets things "sway"

Im terrible at this lol

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by Diesel

sh!t

ooooh got nothing to say huh b!tch

**AVAGO** · 04-08-2005, 07:16 AM

yooo can wear a pink thong
because he has a short shalong

**needmorestrength** · 04-08-2005, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Needmorestrength needs more length

hey bastard lol.. I suck at this

Messy UK- is very hairy, likes to drink bloody marry, sends women running because hes always pre cummin

**Bigen12** · 04-08-2005, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by AVAGO

yooo can wear a pink thong
because he has a short shalong

**Elysium** · 04-08-2005, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by AVAGO

yooo can wear a pink thong
because he has a short shalong

hahahahaha lmao at the yooo rhymes.

avago trys to rhyme, hes not bad
he gives it a go, but his flow is flawed,
bored people try dont they avago,
guess your tryin to "av a go".

**needmorestrength** · 04-08-2005, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by Maraxus

Diesel you swurrrr u got game
but your rhymes are just as lame
oh look i just came
in your eye
aww look i made you cry.

LMFAO hahahah thats the best yet

**Bigen12** · 04-08-2005, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

I suck at this

Yes you do...

**needmorestrength** · 04-08-2005, 07:23 AM

Bigen12- looks like hes from hell, look at that hair might get caught in a snare, ripped from his face, looks like he got sprayed with mase

**IronFreakX** · 04-08-2005, 07:25 AM

yoooo singing to his penis
dear penis i dont think i like u nemore
u used to watch me shave
now all u do is stare at the floor
oh dear penis i dont like u nemore
it used to be u and me ,a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get.................

now yoooo's penis sings to him

dear yooooo i dont think i like u nemore
cuz when u get to drinkin u put me in places ive
never been b4(gay men's..........)
dear yooo i dont like u nemore
y cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
if u we put our heads together we'd just stay home 4ever

dear penis i think i like u after all
oh hey yoooo while ur shavin shave my balls

**Diesel** · 04-08-2005, 07:26 AM

Oh I see..
Y'all are going to try and test me
The wigger rapper from jersey

Maraxus you got no game
All your rhyms are just the same

Gay sex is what you crave
Messy UK is willing to join you any day
Top, bottom I don't know

Just don't post the blow by blow