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  1. 04-08-2005, 01:33 PM #1
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    Lifting Weights = Cheating

    What's with all this pussy weightlifting that strength and physique competitors do nowadays? It's flippin' cheating if you ask me.

    Back in the good ole days, strongmen competed using nothing but their God-given muscles and their desire to win. With the right equipment, anyone could be Ronnie Coleman, but who could equal "Big" John Andersson, the Minnesota strongman who could dumbell clean 250 lbs, and gained all of his muscle the old-fashioned way- by jerking off.

    Or what about George "Big" Benson, the Hercules from down south, who back pressed over 3,000 lbs? His strength came from drinkin' beer and fighten' in bars- not from sitting in some gym all day with hi-tech weights.

    Or who could forget "Big" Tom Szylsky... the man who, using nothing but his natural strength, flipped over a dump truck during the race riots of 1891 in New York.

    And let us not forget the granddaddy of them all, Ron "Big" Gundersohn, the man from Illinios who could pick up a Model T overhead and throw it across a par 5!

    These men didn't lift weights like a little bitch to improve their athletic performance, they earned it the old-fashioned way- by working manual labor, drinkin', fartin', fighten', and eatin' steak.
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  3. 04-08-2005, 01:56 PM #3
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    That was a very retarted post. Not just anyone could look like Coleman and many people are not as big as the strongmen we have now or had 20 years ago.
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    No one beat Louis Cyr NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. 04-08-2005, 01:58 PM #5
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    Why would anyone choose to work their asses off for 7-9 bucks an hours doing manual labor? I would rather do something I liked and make a big pay check. At the end of the day, I have time to hit the gym because I love it. I agree with LB... very random.

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    lifting weights is for losers
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    Protein shakes are cheating too
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  8. 04-08-2005, 02:15 PM #8
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    ya u big cheaters.
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  9. 04-08-2005, 02:17 PM #9
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    I don't cheat...I'm all natural!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by system admin
    Why would anyone choose to work their asses off for 7-9 bucks an hours doing manual labor? I would rather do something I liked and make a big pay check. At the end of the day, I have time to hit the gym because I love it. I agree with LB... very random.

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    Quote Originally Posted by system admin
    That was a very retarted post. Not just anyone could look like Coleman and many people are not as big as the strongmen we have now or had 20 years ago.
    I think you missed the joke bro
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    haha i dont doubt it. I am having a really bad day and that was pretty dumb :-) Sorry! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    cheaters
    What a completely useless, whore of a post you just made.
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    bump for all you pussyass cheaters out there... pathetic
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    "It isn't cheating if you put peanut butter on your testicles and let your dog lick it because its your dog" - Road Trip

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Massacre
    "It isn't cheating if you put peanut butter on your testicles and let your dog lick it because its your dog" - Road Trip

    LOL
    haha kyle...
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    Quote Originally Posted by system admin
    That was a very retarted post. Not just anyone could look like Coleman and many people are not as big as the strongmen we have now or had 20 years ago.
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    I dont know anyone making 7 bucks an hour doing labor. I do know my buddy works construction and drives a benz.

    Quote Originally Posted by system admin
    Why would anyone choose to work their asses off for 7-9 bucks an hours doing manual labor? I would rather do something I liked and make a big pay check. At the end of the day, I have time to hit the gym because I love it. I agree with LB... very random.

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  23. 04-08-2005, 04:04 PM #23
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    a barbell and some free weights isnt very hi tech, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by system admin
    That was a very retarted post.
    Agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew
    What's with all this pussy weightlifting that strength and physique competitors do nowadays? It's flippin' cheating if you ask me.

    Back in the good ole days, strongmen competed using nothing but their God-given muscles and their desire to win. With the right equipment, anyone could be Ronnie Coleman, but who could equal "Big" John Andersson, the Minnesota strongman who could dumbell clean 250 lbs, and gained all of his muscle the old-fashioned way- by jerking off.

    Or what about George "Big" Benson, the Hercules from down south, who back pressed over 3,000 lbs? His strength came from drinkin' beer and fighten' in bars- not from sitting in some gym all day with hi-tech weights.

    Or who could forget "Big" Tom Szylsky... the man who, using nothing but his natural strength, flipped over a dump truck during the race riots of 1891 in New York.

    And let us not forget the granddaddy of them all, Ron "Big" Gundersohn, the man from Illinios who could pick up a Model T overhead and throw it across a par 5!

    These men didn't lift weights like a little bitch to improve their athletic performance, they earned it the old-fashioned way- by working manual labor, drinkin', fartin', fighten', and eatin' steak.

    I agree those old school strongmen were pretty amazing.
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  28. 04-08-2005, 08:32 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    What a completely useless, whore of a post you just made.
    You never cease to crack me up aXe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    No flaming!!!!!!
    I vote to ban the system admin. Or atleast a 2 day suspension. If it's good enough for saluu, it's good enough for the administration.
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    god what a terrible, terrible post
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    Quote Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder
    I vote to ban the system admin. Or atleast a 2 day suspension. If it's good enough for saluu, it's good enough for the administration.
    I'll think about it.
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  32. 04-08-2005, 09:28 PM #32
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    I know JSN pretty well, I doubt very seriously he was serious. 'twas a joke dear lad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vito_Gatti
    I know JSN pretty well, I doubt very seriously he was serious. 'twas a joke dear lad.
    Yeah I was wondering why so many people took those comments seriously???
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Massacre
    "It isn't cheating if you put peanut butter on your testicles and let your dog lick it because its your dog" - Road Trip

    LOL

    now thats just sick........ unless it was natty peanut butter
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    Quote Originally Posted by TooSmall
    now thats just sick........ unless it was natty peanut butter



    that's just wrong
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