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  1. 04-09-2005, 07:32 PM #1
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    Thumbs up The Man Code...

    http://www.liquorwits.com/code.html

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    . Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

    This one has been taking off of my list. The SOB decided to not pay me back!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bastard
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    God **** that list is long.
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    17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan
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    38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
    that's part of the women's code too though. It's just one of those understood things between men and women.
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    Some of those are stupid, but most are dead on. For example: please match your shoes and look in the mirror before you go out, you dirty bastards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    . Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

    This one has been taking off of my list. The SOB decided to not pay me back!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bastard
    go shoot up with some sust and beat it out of him!! and how much was his bail?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    go shoot up with some sust and beat it out of him!! and how much was his bail?
    $300

    He called me up crying one day that he had been busted for having some weed on him and that he had no one else to turn to. So me like a dumbass I drive down to the bail bonds man and pay it and after he gets out he disappears on me. We were good friends all through school and at the time we were working together but after he ends up having to owe me the $300 he avoids me like the plague. I caught up with him recently and he gave me all the money in his pocket (so he says) which turned out to be a whomping $47. He explained to me how he went to court so I wouldnt be responsible for the rest of the bond and tried to convince me on what a great jester that was. After that encounter I have come to the conclusion he has become a total drug addict.
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    good stuff
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    great list
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    Oh hellz naw. I don't care if a girl is a 9, I will not wait 90 minutes for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    $300

    He called me up crying one day that he had been busted for having some weed on him and that he had no one else to turn to. So me like a dumbass I drive down to the bail bonds man and pay it and after he gets out he disappears on me. We were good friends all through school and at the time we were working together but after he ends up having to owe me the $300 he avoids me like the plague. I caught up with him recently and he gave me all the money in his pocket (so he says) which turned out to be a whomping $47. He explained to me how he went to court so I wouldnt be responsible for the rest of the bond and tried to convince me on what a great jester that was. After that encounter I have come to the conclusion he has become a total drug addict.
    man, you dun got fvcked!!! sorry to hear that tho
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    **** BUBBA74, you got screwed. Like i always say, being nice will get you nowhere.
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    48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.

    that s hits funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    man, you dun got fvcked!!! sorry to hear that tho
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    **** BUBBA74, you got screwed. Like i always say, being nice will get you nowhere.
    Yup im learning the hard way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    Yup im learning the hard way.
    i didn't mean that as anything against you bro. kuz i would've done the same thing... and i would've been screwed like you. that's just not cool to do to a guy who's willin to drop money to get your ass outta jail, and then you just split on him. not cool at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    i didn't mean that as anything against you bro. kuz i would've done the same thing... and i would've been screwed like you. that's just not cool to do to a guy who's willin to drop money to get your ass outta jail, and then you just split on him. not cool at all
    No offense taken.
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