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    read this messy

    ANY BETTER?


    My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway,the other
    day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but
    I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
    When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
    I said" Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
    She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up
    and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic!
    We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the
    lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
    Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more."
    "I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
    She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.She said, (You're going to love this!)
    "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the
    twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out
    positive!"

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    LOL! Much better

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    lmao

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    nice...

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    lol!

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    i was wondering who married my ex.

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    :spudnik4:

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    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxex
    i was wondering who married my ex.

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