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    What do you call a black guy that flys planes?

    A pilot, you fvcking racist!

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    lol

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    Man you had me going. When I saw the title I was like what the **** is wrong with this dude.

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    Im offended.

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    LMAO, that's good.

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    That is the most racist answer ever.



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    i concur...i'm offended








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    Conversation from the historic flight.

    P = The problem logged by the pilot.
    S = The solution logged by the mechanic.


    P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
    S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

    P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
    S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

    P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
    S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos. 1, 3 and 4 propellers lack normal seepage.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.
    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    P: Dead bugs on windshield.
    S: Live bugs on backorder.

    P: Autopilot in "altitude-hold" mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
    S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

    P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
    S: Evidence removed.

    P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
    S: DME volume set to more believable level.

    P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
    S: That's what they're there for!

    P: Transponder inoperative.
    S: Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode.

    P: The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn.
    S: Congratulations! You've just made your first coordinated turn.

    P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
    S: Suspect you're right.

    P: Number 3 engine missing.
    S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    P: Aircraft handles funny.
    S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

    P: Radar hums.
    S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

    P: Mouse in cockpit.
    S: Cat installed.

    P: Radio switches stick
    S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew

    P: Screaming sound in cabin at start-up
    S: Company accountant deplaned

    P: Funny smell in cockpit
    S: Pilot told to change cologne

    P: Brakes howl on application
    S: Don't step on 'em so hard!

    P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig
    S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow

    P: Whole aircraft smells like BBQ
    S: Ground Checks OK

    P: First class cabin floor has a squeak
    S: Co-pilot told not to play with toddler toys in cabin anymore

    P: Electrical governor is broke
    S: Paid off governor's debt to Jimmy "The Fish" Galvano

    Cleared for take off..................
    Last edited by singern; 04-11-2005 at 02:16 PM.

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    That wasn't supposed to be funny was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    That wasn't supposed to be funny was it?
    My sentiments exactly.

    Maybe you have to be a pilot to understand.

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    i guess so, cause i sure the hell didnt get it.

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    I don't get it. However the first joke was pretty funny.

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    There needs to be qualifications met before telling jokes on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    There needs to be qualifications met before telling jokes on here.
    Agreed. C'mon guys, this isn't open mic night. Come with your best material.

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    The joke is hilarious if you get it. Subtle jokes are the best. Then again, I laugh at my own jokes.

    It's supposed to turn the tables on you a bit. If you expected a racist answer to the question, then its presumed you are, in fact, a racist. I mean, what other possible answer could there be?

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    They are talking about singern's post

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    They are talking about singern's post
    Correct

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    that joke was STRAIGHT out of Maxim

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bliss
    that joke was STRAIGHT out of Maxim
    BUSTED! Always site your sources

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    newbrews joke..... just for clarification

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    They are talking about singern's post
    Actually, I was talking about all the jokes in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bliss
    that joke was STRAIGHT out of Maxim
    Actually, I heard it from Howard Stern

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    maxim... i love that magazine, read it at work :P

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    Awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    That wasn't supposed to be funny was it?
    I think it s pretty funny

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    What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head?






























    Cliff

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    you guys are too much
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    nice one Prime

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