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    whats so great............

    about dating twenty nine year olds?



    Theres twenty of them

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    what do u say to your girlfriend in the backyard...




    what the phuck are you doing out of the kitchen

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    In MJ's case, he's into 49 year olds.

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    What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: "Lazy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?

    Obedient, well trained, literally maintenance free.

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    for all you gun toting americans!

    The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
    when you're on the road.


    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
    will probably let you try it out a few times.


    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
    backup.


    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
    ammo.


    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
    fat?"


    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
    use it.


    AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
    WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

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    My last girl was like a shotgun.

    One cock and she was ready to blow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    about dating twenty nine year olds?



    Theres twenty of them

    Foul!!!

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    wasnt that a michael jackson joke?

    why does michael jackson like 29 year olds?
    cause theres 20 of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    wasnt that a michael jackson joke?

    why does michael jackson like 29 year olds?
    cause theres 20 of them.
    Step away from my thread!

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    God, you guys need to get on the ball!

    http://67.18.108.244//showthread.php...ht=twenty-nine

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    Ya, I know because I am the one that should explain to everyone. Twenty nine year olds is the best kind you probably find, the rest is just plain fun. I like twenty nine year olds especially the audience you get, especially me being nineteen and a big muther****er...they are the best out there and simply the best at showing you what good lay really is. (not a joke).

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    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969
    God, you guys need to get on the ball!

    http://67.18.108.244//showthread.php...ht=twenty-nine
    You too

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardiodan
    Ya, I know because I am the one that should explain to everyone. Twenty nine year olds is the best kind you probably find, the rest is just plain fun. I like twenty nine year olds especially the audience you get, especially me being nineteen and a big muther****er...they are the best out there and simply the best at showing you what good lay really is. (not a joke).
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    lol prime, i think uve just been owned.... your too slow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardiodan
    Ya, I know because I am the one that should explain to everyone. Twenty nine year olds is the best kind you probably find, the rest is just plain fun. I like twenty nine year olds especially the audience you get, especially me being nineteen and a big muther****er...they are the best out there and simply the best at showing you what good lay really is. (not a joke).
    Reel em in Prime!!!!



    Got one!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    lol prime, i think uve just been owned.... your too slow.
    No one owns PRIME!
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    im gonna stick my dick up ur ass if you flash it at me like that again, then you will be owned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    im gonna stick my dick up ur ass if you flash it at me like that again, then you will be owned.

    Sounds like we have a suspect in that Parking Ticket incident!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    im gonna stick my dick up ur ass if you flash it at me like that again, then you will be owned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    im gonna stick my dick up ur ass if you flash it at me like that again, then you will be owned.
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    aha bastard.

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    http://www.avril.cn/images/avril-lavigne-16.jpg
    She's very fun and hot, but there's no way out of it, she melts my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    aha bastard.
    As Crash Override said to Acid burns in the epic movie Hackers "mess with the best, die like the rest"

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    enjoy playa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardiodan
    http://www.avril.cn/images/avril-lavigne-16.jpg
    She's very fun and hot, but there's no way out of it, she melts my heart.
    dude wtf RANDOM!!!

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    shut up prime, the only time ur mouth should be open is when i jiggle my zipper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    shut up prime, the only time ur mouth should be open is when i jiggle my zipper.
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