loose bowels

I am bored as hell sitting home watching 3 kids, so i thought i would let you all know that I have taken 4 dumps since 630 this morning. The first was a solid 8 incher that I marveled at for about 5 min before sending it on its merry way. The next one was a close call that originated as a fart but I lost the gamble and ended up needing to change undies. Numbers 3 and 4 were just a watery mess, that needed several baby wipes before I truly felt clean.

Peace

Wow!!! What did you eat?!?!?!

:lol:

nothing out of the ordinary. unless my wife spiked my food? hmmmmmm.....

:lol: dudes...TMI

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Originally Posted by RATM

The first was a solid 8 incher that I marveled at for about 5 min before sending it on its merry way.

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You should have framed it and hung it on your wall.

:p

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Originally Posted by The Giant Killer

You should have framed it and hung it on your wall.

:p

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Or taken a pic of it. :eek:
:spudniklu

Wtf......

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Originally Posted by Slick Arrado

Or taken a pic of it. :eek:
:spudniklu

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or both. lol :D :lol:

my first thread read this morning in the lounge after hittin up the diet forum has to be this one...

ha ha i havent **** my pants since i was 15. how old r u bro :lol:

34, and it was more of a shart, not so much as a full on log....

Shart, LMFAO!

~SC~

dude when i diet, i take a loz right after i eat..almost every time.. its great, but man it sucks at the same time.. my poor tiny azzhole...

My 6 y/o came up with that one. its better than him saying that he just shyt his pants

I heard the "sharted" thing on t.v. Some stand up comedy thing I believe.

~SC~