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    Thumbs up The best poker player in the world

    Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally
    dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to
    pick
    them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear
    under
    her dress!

    Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his
    head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen
    to
    get some Refreshments.

    Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
    under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
    that, well indeed he did.

    She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

    After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
    Of
    this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him
    that
    since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't,
    John
    should be at her house around 2 p. m. Friday afternoon.

    When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p. m.
    sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
    bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly
    dressed and left.

    As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p. m. and upon entering the
    house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
    afternoon?"

    With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for
    a
    few minutes this afternoon."

    Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
    Did
    he give you $500?"

    In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
    Mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
    give
    me $500."

    Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
    "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning
    and
    borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
    afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

    Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

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    HAHA

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    HAHA, that was hillarious.

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    That's a good one!!!

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    a variation on an old joke but still a good one

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    i'm gonna have to try that one sometime

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    lol thats great.

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    lol that one is a keeper lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    a variation on an old joke but still a good one
    Yup!

    Very funny though!!!

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    Thats a good one lol

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    thats so fcked up hahahahaa

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    classic

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    was the john in the story john juanda??

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