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    What gay thing do you do when you are alone?

    Me, I make up songs I think would be good for 80's movies. They all use the word love 1000 times. I sing them real serious too like I am Richard Marx.

    i.e.

    You love your love when you're loving your love.
    And you got heaven sent from above.
    When you fight for victory you push and shove.
    Cause love is love when you're loving your love.

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    I cry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    I cry...
    OMG, that is gayer than mine.

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    i cherish..........

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    I fart ..............

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    For some reason I like to walk around in circles while talking to myself about the things I am thinking about, and then I realize what i'm doing and stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Me, I make up songs I think would be good for 80's movies. They all use the word love 1000 times. I sing them real serious too like I am Richard Marx.

    i.e.

    You love your love when you're loving your love.
    And you got heaven sent from above.
    When you fight for victory you push and shove.
    Cause love is love when you're loving your love.
    I also make up songs!!!

    If im not doing that i'll sing songs from the 80's to the mid 90's.

    Phil Collins: In the air tonight.
    Tears for Fears: Shout, Everybody wants to rule the world
    Blind Melon: No Rain
    The Proclaimers: Im gonna be
    The list just goes down hill from there.

    Its a terrible sickness im afflicted with.

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    mute the tv on a talk show and speak for the people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    OMG, that is gayer than mine.

    not really, but its close.

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    Sometimes think about theme music for whatever I'm doing.

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    When I jack off I do it in front of the bathroom mirror with one foot on the counter and I press my balls on the edge of the sink. Or sometimes I jack off kneeling in from of the comode(after cleaning it with clorox wipes) and put my balls on the edge and let the seat rest on them while I use the overhand masturbation technique - lube is spit.

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    Watch Golden Girls and paint my toes.

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    Sing, Dance, Rap, Bop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    When I jack off I do it in front of the bathroom mirror with one foot on the counter and I press my balls on the edge of the sink. Or sometimes I jack off kneeling in from of the comode(after cleaning it with clorox wipes) and put my balls on the edge and let the seat rest on them while I use the overhand masturbation technique - lube is spit.
    Have you ever given yourself a stranger???



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    i walk around my house hitting and breaking everything as if im fighting someone...






















    on day i will get out behind these padded walls

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    you guys are wierd

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    I am expecting Rod Serling at any moment

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    I also listen to Barry Manilow while I soak my hairy body in a tub of warm butter and please myself.

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    who's rod serling????

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    Sometimes I shadow box in front of the bathroom mirror lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    I also listen to Barry Manilow while I soak my hairy body in a tub of warm butter and please myself.
    Oh Mandy, well you came
    and you gave me a BJ
    but you wanted to spit
    Oh Mandy

    I just grabbed you
    and gagged you with it
    and for good luck
    I gave you a donkey punch Oh mandy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM
    who's rod serling????
    He was the original voice over guy in "Outer Limits". The original one that is. Jesus, how old are you ? Twelve ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM
    Oh Mandy, well you came
    and you gave me a BJ
    but you wanted to spit
    Oh Mandy

    I just grabbed you
    and gagged you with it
    and for good luck
    I gave you a donkey punch Oh mandy

    hmmmmmm im feeling rather moist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    Have you ever given yourself a stranger???


    Only when I wake up and my hand is numb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    When I jack off I do it in front of the bathroom mirror with one foot on the counter and I press my balls on the edge of the sink. Or sometimes I jack off kneeling in from of the comode (after cleaning it with clorox wipes)and put my balls on the edge and let the seat rest on them while I use the overhand masturbation technique - lube is spit.

    I thought it was a joke...but the intricate 'clorox wipes' detail made it believeable...

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    This is so corny but.... i imagine that i see a girl getting hit, raped, picked on, and i come and save the day and fight the person/people doing it!! I bet all you fcks do that when you cant fall asleep at night!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    When I jack off I do it in front of the bathroom mirror with one foot on the counter and I press my balls on the edge of the sink. Or sometimes I jack off kneeling in from of the comode(after cleaning it with clorox wipes) and put my balls on the edge and let the seat rest on them while I use the overhand masturbation technique - lube is spit.
    you have issues bro....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    This is so corny but.... i imagine that i see a girl getting hit, raped, picked on, and i come and save the day and fight the person/people doing it!! I bet all you fcks do that when you cant fall asleep at night!!
    Freak

























    I do the same thing though

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    He was the original voice over guy in "Outer Limits". The original one that is. Jesus, how old are you ? Twelve ?
    34, and the original ended 6 years before i was born....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM
    34, and the original ended 6 years before i was born....
    Holy Fuk, I was watching it on TV when I was 10 and it was Black and White at that

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    you have issues bro....

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    Holy Fuk, I was watching it on TV when I was 10 and it was Black and White at that
    man you old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM
    man you old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No just 3rd world countries are just now getting that stuff... LOL

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    usually when i am walking alone...i just start tlaking to myself...like a real conversation laughing and everything...usually takes me a while to notice and once i do i tell myself im an idiot and argue with myself more....

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    This is really gay, but I love broadway musicals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    This is so corny but.... i imagine that i see a girl getting hit, raped, picked on, and i come and save the day and fight the person/people doing it!! I bet all you fcks do that when you cant fall asleep at night!!
    OMG !

    I always do the same while im on a cardio machine at the gym! Thinking how strong and powerfull I am saving that girl.





    She sometimes blow me off after ive rescued here ! lol

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    Nothing, I'm a very boring person. Although while watching TV I can never watch any scene where an actor, the Character he/her is acting, embarass themselves...........I always change the channel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    When I jack off I do it in front of the bathroom mirror with one foot on the counter and I press my balls on the edge of the sink. Or sometimes I jack off kneeling in from of the comode(after cleaning it with clorox wipes) and put my balls on the edge and let the seat rest on them while I use the overhand masturbation technique - lube is spit.
    LMFAO!!

    I pee on my bathroom floor and rub it on my chest and abs to see how much more defined it makes me look


    I mean....uhhh.....I play with my balls

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