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  1. 04-13-2005, 07:30 AM #1
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    POLISH SAUSAGE !!

    A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage."
    The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would Ya"



    The clerk says, "Well no."



    "And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"



    "Well, I probably wouldn't,"



    With self-indignaton, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?'



    The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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  2. 04-13-2005, 07:32 AM #2
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    LOL, what a tool.

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  3. 04-13-2005, 07:36 AM #3
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  4. 04-13-2005, 07:38 AM #4
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    Good one....
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  5. 04-13-2005, 07:41 AM #5
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    lol nice
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  6. 04-13-2005, 09:35 AM #6
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  7. 04-13-2005, 09:59 AM #7
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  8. 04-13-2005, 12:13 PM #8
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