Know your state moto...

[Diesel]

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobstah

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (or Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto. Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State

Texas
Sí, Hablo Ingles
or
We execute more prisoners than you do.

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Want some maple syrup with those pancakes? Yep

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
We have more rain than you do

Washington, D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor ?

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

[BUBBA74]

Mine wasnt that great.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Some funny ones though.

[Juggernaut]

Hahahahaha I'm from Mississippi and the motto listed is spot on. You know what they say about MS................if it didn't suck so much Louisiana would slip off into the Gulf of Mexico!

[Juggernaut]

Mine wasnt that great.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Some funny ones though.

Shut up and show me some pictures. hahahaha

[BUBBA74]

Hahahahaha I'm from Mississippi and the motto listed is spot on. You know what they say about MS................if it didn't suck so much Louisiana would slip off into the Gulf of Mexico!

[SplinterCell]

Washington, D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor ? HAHAHAHAH

[TheNatural3456]

Pa....cook with coal what the hell is that...it should definatly say be somthin about football cuz thats all life is about here

[Mr. Death]

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

What a bunch of bullsh!t!! We have at least 20 that I can think of.

[peaker]

**** alot of them are funny and i dont even live in the US, all these american tv shows have corrupted my fradigle mind

[redmeat]

Pa....cook with coal what the hell is that...it should definatly say be somthin about football cuz thats all life is about here

I was expecting something about either deer or corn.

[Diesel]

I was expecting something about either deer or corn.

I agree...the whole **** state shuts down during buck season.

[Juggernaut]

What a bunch of bullsh!t!! We have at least 20 that I can think of.

Hyphenated names don’t count Mr. Death. You have fifteen names and that’s just the way it is.

[Juggernaut]

Pa....cook with coal what the hell is that...it should definatly say be somthin about football cuz thats all life is about here

It's all about coal mister...get over it. You guys probably feed it to your deer and football players. Freaks

[Juggernaut]

I agree...the whole **** state shuts down during buck season.

Schools in MS shut down for the first week of deer season every year. They had too really, everyone would call in sick anyway. One time I went hunting and ran into my teacher and the principle.

I think I spelled principle wrong.....FU.....we don't need to know how to spell in MS. When you can do something others can't they make fun of you.....and everyone in that state can't spell. hahahaha

[soontoberipped]

NH - Go away and leave us alone. That sounds about right.

[decadbal]

theres nothing fundamental about extreme....powerade

[mushroomstampr]

the SC one is TOO true...I once had a girl throw a tantrum at a party because someone said at a party "im gonna do like the north and rape and pillage this party". The girl flipped out because her families plantation was burned down by general grant or some garbage. Oh and I'm called a yankee everyday like it was an insult to me or something.