Ok,what do you do when your girl is a total bitch from hell ?!

**HolyBlade** · 04-14-2008, 02:57 PM

My girl is gone totaly nuts lately (and i'm supposed to be the one with roid rage LOL

) ,it's like a PMS that never ends ! every litle thing turns into a huge fight ,and over totaly silly things (IE:"why do you have to spend so much time with your friends ? " ...well maybe it's cuz thier my friends you whore !!! )

to put it in short she's driveing my insane ,we have been toghter for a long time and this is new to me....what whould you do ? i love her to death ,but i cant take so much shit for much longer.

**jchopper1** · 04-14-2008, 03:00 PM

break up with her

**BITTAPART2** · 04-14-2008, 03:00 PM

shake the livin piss outa her!

**ChuckLee** · 04-14-2008, 03:00 PM

Just start to beat her, she'll calm down a bit.

Cl

**pumpd4lif** · 04-14-2008, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by HolyBlade

My girl is gone totaly nuts lately (and i'm supposed to be the one with roid rage LOL

) ,it's like a PMS that never ends ! every litle thing turns into a huge fight ,and over totaly silly things (IE:"why do you have to spend so much time with your friends ? " ...well maybe it's cuz thier my frieds you whore !!! )

it put it in short she's driveing my insane ,we have been toghter for a long time and this is new to me....what whould you do ? i love her to death ,but i cant take so much shit for much longer.

Well everytime she acts out ask her in the most innocent voice you can.. honey is there something your hiding from me,i dont understand why u have been so aggressive lately ,its like you hate me or something ....Just try it and see how she reacts

**HolyBlade** · 04-14-2008, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by pumpd4lif

Well everytime she acts out ask her in the most innocent voice you can.. honey is there something your hiding from me,i dont understand why u have been so aggressive lately ,its like you hate me or something ....Just try it and see how she reacts

LOL
she'll shit a brick !

**BITTAPART2** · 04-14-2008, 03:04 PM

she may be under a lot of stress bro, and maybe yo need to figure out what is up, but understand a woman wants to be spoken to like a father talks to his daughter, like you love her you know. Dont talk to her like a guy would (rationally) be very sweet and ask questions, dont provide the answer to all things ust listen to her, maybe she has stress, maybe she is bangin the mailman maybe anything, but you should calm down and listen to her. Then ask yoursefl if your willing to take steps to help her, like spend more time with her or involve her with your friends. When you are grown and married one day, youll see your friends a lot less so this may be her seeing the future a bit and questioning your longevity w/ her b/c she wants more from you in the future and wants to feel secure that you can give her what she needs

**facile** · 04-14-2008, 03:04 PM

people don't change as much as you want them to. She either accepts you for you or you should move on. Trust me thinkin that she'll change or if she is trying to change or control you, cut your losses and bail.

but then maybe it's just a temporary thing brought on by stress or other external forces....

OH try not calling a whore, girls hate that!!!!

**ottomaddox** · 04-14-2008, 03:05 PM

Drop the girlfriend, like a bag of bad apples.

What do all battered women have in common? They just dont listen.

**facile** · 04-14-2008, 03:06 PM

how strong a swimmer is she?

You could always take her fishing......

**Lexed** · 04-14-2008, 03:07 PM

just have angry fight sex whenever you get into a fight

**lotaquestions** · 04-14-2008, 03:07 PM

she is getting to comfortable with you and is beging to think that she controls you. you need to remind her that just because you have been together for a long time donsnt mean that you are not still two seperate people. just choose some small battles that pertain to the big picture and stick to them, nicely.

**Kratos** · 04-14-2008, 03:08 PM

kill her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqsPw...eature=related

**HolyBlade** · 04-14-2008, 03:09 PM

i'm cracking up to some of the things being said here
thanks guys ! you are realy helping my mood...mad props !

i am thinking about dumping her ,but it's not something i'd rush to ,we have been toghter for a long time so it's not easy.

i did try talking to her and she says that she dosn't know why she is so angry lately ,should i consider geting her some help ? could this be a ligit mental issue ?

**jchopper1** · 04-14-2008, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

kill her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqsPw...eature=related

such a funny movie

**gixxerboy1** · 04-14-2008, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by HolyBlade

i'm cracking up to some of the things being said here
thanks guys ! you are realy helping my mood...mad props !

i am thinking about dumping her ,but it's not something i'd rush to ,we have been toghter for a long time so it's not easy.

i did try talking to her and she says that she dosn't know why she is so angry lately ,should i consider geting her some help ? could this be a ligit mental issue ?

Everyone gets bitchy once in a while. If she isnt always like this i would ride it out a little. THere are always some shitty times in relationships

**HolyBlade** · 04-14-2008, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

Everyone gets bitchy once in a while. If she isnt always like this i would ride it out a little. THere are always some shitty times in relationships

i agree ,thats why i'm not quick to brake things up ...but this is completly unlike her,thats why i'm considering the option that it's a mental issue, i've known her for 4 years before we hooked up ..this is like a complete 180 for her , ya know?

**D-Unit 39** · 04-14-2008, 03:38 PM

2 Words: "Muffin Punch" That'll teach her a lesson.

No, in all seriousness the calmer you can be and let her realize how ridiculous she is acting while you stay calm & collected, the better.

**shifty_git** · 04-14-2008, 04:04 PM

Beat her, then phone the media..

Then when they show up blame it on roid rage and your a victim of successful sports starts convincing you that you needed to take steroids .....

You will get the sympathy vote.

**feanixco** · 04-14-2008, 04:55 PM

Shake Her.....LMAO

**Misery13** · 04-14-2008, 04:55 PM

go to counseling with her if you have been together for a long time don't just end it over alittle bitchiness on her part...she said she doesn't know what's wrong...meaning help me...

**WEBB** · 04-14-2008, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by facile

how strong a swimmer is she?

You could always take her fishing......

Scott Pederson, is that you?!?!?

HAHAHAHA

**bigt10** · 04-14-2008, 05:28 PM

well just leave her ass then.

or maybee her estrogen is to high.

ROFL give her some arimidex then. maybee thatll stop the mood swings.

**wilson9d** · 04-14-2008, 05:58 PM

stick in her ass. if she says anything put it in her mouth.

**Narkissos** · 04-14-2008, 07:02 PM

I just load up a syringe full of a sedative.. Walk up to her from behind..and pin her tru her clothing.

She passes out til the next morning.

I strip her down and put her to bed...and load up a DVD.

She wakes up naked in our room the next morning... groggy.

Surefire way to end an argument

-CNS

**Narkissos** · 04-14-2008, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by wilson9d

stick in her ass. if she says anything put it in her mouth.

One of my Ex-girls called me a couple months back in shock, cus her current guy's been doing this.

She'd be bitching and shit...and he'd just get up and silently start stripping while she nagged.

When he was finally buck-nekked, he'd step over.. spit on his schlong.. bend her over, and screw the living daylights out of her.

When she could no longer talk... he'd bust a nut...put his clothes back on..and go watch tv.

She'd be there laying in shock... He'd never say a word.

I've gotta say.. I had new respect for him after hearing that lol.

Took him out for a couple beers and shit

**Amorphic** · 04-14-2008, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by *Narkissos*

One of my Ex-girls called me a couple months back in shock, cus her current guy's been doing this.

She'd be bitching and shit...and he'd just get up and silently start stripping while she nagged.

When he was finally buck-nekked, he'd step over.. spit on his schlong.. bend her over, and screw the living daylights out of her.

When she could no longer talk... he'd bust a nut...put his clothes back on..and go watch tv.

She'd be there laying in shock... He'd never say a word.

I've gotta say.. I had new respect for him after hearing that lol.

Took him out for a couple beers and shit

that settles it, next time i get into a fight with a girl, im trying this one out.

**bigt10** · 04-14-2008, 08:42 PM

lol giver her 2 mg a day of arimidex maybee thatll settle the bitching.

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 04-14-2008, 08:50 PM

Pull a crayzi ass fukin sycho face an start dancin real fast liike ur at a rave..shel be like WTF! that will shut her up

or make things worse

**SMCengineer** · 04-14-2008, 08:58 PM

Give her an uppercut.

**Narkissos** · 04-14-2008, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by bigt10

lol giver her 2 mg a day of arimidex maybee thatll settle the bitching.

^^failed.. twice in one thread lol: Ok,what do you do when your girl is a total bitch from hell ?!

**Narkissos** · 04-14-2008, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

that settles it, next time i get into a fight with a girl, im trying this one out.

I've done it.

It's fiery man... Trust me

**pumpd4lif** · 04-14-2008, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by pumpd4lif

Well everytime she acts out ask her in the most innocent voice you can.. honey is there something your hiding from me,i dont understand why u have been so aggressive lately ,its like you hate me or something ....Just try it and see how she reacts

ThAts how i role

**no_juice** · 04-14-2008, 09:54 PM

get on myspace and search for 22 yr olds in ur area....specify your desire to court a latina who lacks a gag reflex

**moregunsthanroses** · 04-14-2008, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by *Narkissos*

I just load up a syringe full of a sedative.. Walk up to her from behind..and pin her tru her clothing.

She passes out til the next morning.

I strip her down and put her to bed...and load up a DVD.

She wakes up naked in our room the next morning... groggy.

Surefire way to end an argument

-CNS

That's awesome, Imagine doing that to someone other then your GF

**spywizard** · 04-14-2008, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by HolyBlade

My girl is gone totaly nuts lately (and i'm supposed to be the one with roid rage LOL

) ,it's like a PMS that never ends ! every litle thing turns into a huge fight ,and over totaly silly things (IE:"why do you have to spend so much time with your friends ? " ...well maybe it's cuz thier my friends you whore !!! )

to put it in short she's driveing my insane ,we have been toghter for a long time and this is new to me....what whould you do ? i love her to death ,but i cant take so much shit for much longer.

she wants to end the relationship.. it's that simple, she is trying to create a situation where it will end, and you are the reason.. sorry for you lose, but it's best to end it now..

**moregunsthanroses** · 04-14-2008, 10:02 PM

Make a sex video with another lady, when she asks if you've cheated admit to it, tell her about the video.. She may ask too see it, at this point you'll be in so deep you'll have to show it to her.

She will know what it's like to be driven insane... Ok that's really bad especially since it's a true story.

**Amorphic** · 04-14-2008, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

she wants to end the relationship.. it's that simple, she is trying to create a situation where it will end, and you are the reason.. sorry for you lose, but it's best to end it now..

i would say thats a little overly pessimistic

**moregunsthanroses** · 04-14-2008, 10:02 PM

I intially thought what spywiz stated... but you never know for sure it could just be her personality

**200byjune** · 04-14-2008, 10:08 PM

from the sounds of it she wants change. tell her in a jokingly way is the sex not good enough. do u not wanna get married. r u unhappy. have u been thinking of splitting up