Anabolics
Search More Than 6,000,000 Posts
Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: funny joke

  1. #1
    TheDfromGC's Avatar
    TheDfromGC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    a building
    Posts
    2,040

    funny joke

    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible".

    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine"

    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now".

    "Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

    "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really".

    "What about that eye patch?"

    "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye".

    "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird doo-doo?"

    "It was my first day with the hook"

  2. #2
    soontoberipped's Avatar
    soontoberipped is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    423
    Not too Shabby. Got a half chuckle out of me.

  3. #3
    decadbal's Avatar
    decadbal is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    North Charlotte
    Posts
    11,924
    aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggg gggggggggggggggghhh

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    502
    rofl

  5. #5
    stocky121's Avatar
    stocky121 is offline VET~ Recognized Staff Winner - $100
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    england/north east
    Posts
    10,011
    funny ****

  6. #6
    SplinterCell's Avatar
    SplinterCell is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    1,929
    hehe

  7. #7
    BARLOW is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    in a hole
    Posts
    1,564
    lmfao

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •