In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of
the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to
have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a
placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The
placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
Now you know where that came from.
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?.
All invented by women.
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after
the Major League Baseball All-star Game.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on TV; Fred and
Wilma Flintstone. ( Oh so far have we come )
