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    Monkeys and Weed

    this one i think i got from here but not sure. Might be a repost. Sorry for no props to the person who first brought it here.



    A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
    past.

    The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"

    The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
    friend."

    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke.

    After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to
    get a drink from the river.

    At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
    falls in.

    A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
    to the side.

    He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
    smoking a joint with his new monkey friend.

    He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that,
    when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

    The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out.

    He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting,
    finishing a joint.

    He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

    The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE.........How much water
    did you drink?"

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    Yup repost!!!

    Still funny though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clhp20
    this one i think i got from here but not sure. Might be a repost. Sorry for no props to the person who first brought it here.
    Props to Spywizard. I think thats who first posted it.

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    That's a riot!

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    haha

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    lollllll

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    ....repost or not...nice

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    Pretty funny. :spudniklu

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    Hahaha

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