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  1. 04-15-2005, 12:39 PM #1
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    Save Toby

    http://www.savetoby.com/

    Welcome,

    Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don.t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that.s for sure.

    Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

    I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

    Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of April 10th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!

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  2. 04-15-2005, 12:41 PM #2
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    Loz nursed a little bunny back to health, how sweet.
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  3. 04-15-2005, 12:43 PM #3
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    LOZ, I never knew I loved you like this before!
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  4. 04-15-2005, 12:44 PM #4
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    lol old but good!
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  5. 04-15-2005, 12:46 PM #5
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    Toby... bye bye little guy
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  6. 04-15-2005, 12:46 PM #6
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    I'd suggest you fatten him up a bit more before placing him under the knife. Four or five heaping helpings of food six times a day for the next six months should do the trick. With any luck he'll get strong enough to chew through the cage and taste sweet freedom from the cold and heartless Loz!

    RUN Toby, RUN!!!!!!!
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  7. 04-15-2005, 12:46 PM #7
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    so i guess you found your gimmick? lol you scumbag
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    does toby drink winny?
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  9. 04-15-2005, 02:39 PM #9
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    I thought Toby was the official AR chef?
    My bad, Tobey, not Toby
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  10. 04-15-2005, 03:12 PM #10
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    If it wasn't for Easter, bunnies wouldn't be sh*t!



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  11. 04-15-2005, 03:15 PM #11
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    Strip his skin off like the 'myostatin-blocker' mouse....



    JK....
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  12. 04-15-2005, 03:17 PM #12
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    saw this on the 10 o clock news the other nite.
    sick, but if it really raised 24K, pure genious!
    its not an actual dollar counter, its a picture.
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  13. 04-15-2005, 03:44 PM #13
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    READ THE HATE MAIL! LMFAO... I did not see it the first time and went back to the site...
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  14. 04-15-2005, 04:28 PM #14
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    Can you send me his foot after you eat him I hear it will bring good luck....obviously it hasn't done Toby any good!
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  15. 04-15-2005, 06:51 PM #15
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    I have 10 Tobys, save them all, btw I have couple chickens, save them too:-)
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