Serious Woman Prob...

[taiboxa]

How do you tell a chick that your dating, who thinks she is really smart... that she is extremely retarded?!
Like trying to use big words that have no relevance to anything at ALL? or trying to debate over something considered Intellectual and taking it into a dumbed down tangent into religion or life?

[Diesel]

Just stick your johnson in her mouth to shut her up.

[KGBnine]

you don't tell her...she should already know.

[SplinterCell]

Just tell her during sex

[vettewreck]

Just stick your johnson in her mouth to shut her up.

I second that

[UrbanLegend]

Just don't tell her


I don't see how this is a "serious woman" problem.....unless you're going to marry this girl I don't see why you need to bring up every little thing that could interfere with your relationship. If shes not prude then you just let things these things slide so theres nothing keeping you from taking her clothes off, its not rocket science........

[taiboxa]

Just don't tell her


I don't see how this is a "serious woman" problem.....unless you're going to marry this girl I don't see why you need to bring up every little thing that could interfere with your relationship. If shes not prude then you just let things these things slide so theres nothing keeping you from taking her clothes off, its not rocket science........

see thats what i thought... but its one of those things you just have to expierence your self
like i be reading a journal over endosymbiotic evolution of mitochondria and she is like reading over my shoulder and is like i already read that page and your not done? and like nope.. nope thats wrong evolution isnt right we just live our lives the way we want evolution cant be. im like wtf?! its about comparing eukaryotic dna to prokaryotic dna ><
and its like this NON STOP but she is great in bed. and a total sweet hart as long as she doesnt talk?~!
so how do you keep ur women quiet??

[SwoleCat]

D*ck in the mouth is the best/most effective way.

~SC~

[SplinterCell]

D*ck in the mouth is the best/most effective way.

~SC~

You guys have it easy, Mines never fit in....Oh well, its a blessing as well as a curse

[Nutz56]

dammit tai! i had the same problem bro. well, twice now. my ex was actually smart, but she would say things and i'd be like "wtf" kuz they had no relevance to anything. and this new girl now, omg... just the other day i had let her know that werewolves weren't actually real. yeah, she thought werewolves were real... omg. she is extremely hot tho, just one ditzy ass chick. well, for the advice, i'd say correct her every time she's wrong and before too long she'll get the hint and stop talking. peace

[Yungstar]

I think that you should try to figure out why she is actng that way. She might just be trying to impress you, and if that is the case tell her that you just want her to herself.

[Angelis]

You dont say anything just let her be stupid... if you say anything she will hold it against ya. Just keep it to yourself unless you think that it is gonna affect her severly. I think she see's you reading and talking about this educated stuff and she is feeling dumb and wants to impress you and fit in.

[stompin]

D*ck in the mouth is the best/most effective way.

~SC~

Rotflmfao..........

[Benches505]

I had one over the summer that thought the civil war took place in the 1930's and that Abe Lincoln was the 2nd president. She took it in the azz like a champ though so I can't really complain

[seanw]

I think, in all seriousness, that its just her intellectual way of letting you know that she wants you to fvck her up the arse

[***xxx***]

I think, in all seriousness, that its just her intellectual way of letting you know that she wants you to fvck her up the arse

is this true wait, gotta run to get hold of that cutie co-worker sweetie

[rambo]

Tai, you're an idiot. Stick your dick in her mouth and keep it there until she learns the only words she is allowed to speak in your presence are "dick, need, and now".

[OSTIE]

Just take her out with your buddies to party.... as soon as everyone gets drunk and she continually talks above her intelligence level, you can bet on one of your drunk buddies who has had to much to drink will call her out and make fun of her....

[Pale Horse]

Tai........nice try only you would try an april fools day joke 2 weeks 2 late. You are the short bus rider mkay? See just because you draw lips and eyes on your hand and have hot sex with it does not make her a "real" girlfriend. Sorry once again, your hand is smarter than you, because it knows it is only a hand not a real girl

[Nutz56]

Tai........nice try only you would try an april fools day joke 2 weeks 2 late. You are the short bus rider mkay? See just because you draw lips and eyes on your hand and have hot sex with it does not make her a "real" girlfriend. Sorry once again, your hand is smarter than you, because it knows it is only a hand not a real girl

and i agree with the takin her out to drink with your buddies. i know if my girl did that i got 3 friends i could name that would set her ass straight in a heartbeat.

[taiboxa]

Tai........nice try only you would try an april fools day joke 2 weeks 2 late. You are the short bus rider mkay? See just because you draw lips and eyes on your hand and have hot sex with it does not make her a "real" girlfriend. Sorry once again, your hand is smarter than you, because it knows it is only a hand not a real girl

**** i cant believe you didnt fall for it!
but my other woman poped a leak and the duct tape didnt werk

[zuke]

just have her read this thread...

wait, they don't learn to read till the first grade, nevermind

[taiboxa]

just have her read this thread...

wait, they don't learn to read till the first grade, nevermind

yeah were still going over shapes..
... square.. triangle... rectangle.. penis...circle...

[JDawg1536]

yeah i dated a couple girls like that. one just thought she was way smarter than she is, and needless to say it didnt work out. the other was all into writing and poetry and stuff, and it was seriously the dumbest **** ive ever read, even though retards would marvel over it cuz they are dumber than she is. i kept my mouth shut about both.....

[taiboxa]

yeah i dated a couple girls like that. one just thought she was way smarter than she is, and needless to say it didnt work out. the other was all into writing and poetry and stuff, and it was seriously the dumbest **** ive ever read, even though retards would marvel over it cuz they are dumber than she is. i kept my mouth shut about both.....

aye and did you know needless is HyperLinked in your post?! wtf man its needles not needless seriously now AR wuts up w/ this?

[swoll4589]

give her the dick slap to the face.

[taiboxa]

give her the dick slap to the face.

it didnt work

[taiboxa]

ha, i banged her today and she is like "You make me feel like a virgin again" and im like its only because im on juice.. and she is like What?! im like shut up and keep moaning
i think im going to have to stay on AAS not for weight lifting purposes but for relationship/sexual purposes kuz i know when i get off im gonna perfrom like a 14yr Old tard

[Spyder]

give her the shocker.
two in the pink, one in the stink.

[3Vandoo]

just do like I do do my friend's GFs!

"Would you should the **** dumb ****ing redneck, you be around me is retarding my IQ and total value has an human being!"

did it twice!

[taiboxa]

just do like I do do my friend's GFs!

"Would you should the **** dumb ****ing redneck, you be around me is retarding my IQ and total value has an human being!"

did it twice!

ROFL wut da?!~ yeah i cant fallow your wording ><

[3Vandoo]

ROFL wut da?!~ yeah i cant fallow your wording ><

see thats the point!

when she will say

WHAT!

you reply "exactly, it sounds retarded like you are!"

[taiboxa]

see thats the point!

when she will say

WHAT!

you reply "exactly, it sounds retarded like you are!"

see she is a great lay though and is BI and will do ALMOST anything i tell her... except for "Shut da fawk up" so i dont know... if i take that approach you think that will stop the lovin?

[3Vandoo]

see she is a great lay though and is BI and will do ALMOST anything i tell her... except for "Shut da fawk up" so i dont know... if i take that approach you think that will stop the lovin?

Then ask for a 3somes!

In the middle of it you say "you know what honey, your friend is so smarter than you" she will say "why you say that" then you reply, because she know how to shut the **** up when there nothing good in her mouth!

[taiboxa]

Then ask for a 3somes!

In the middle of it you say "you know what honey, your friend is so smarter than you" she will say "why you say that" then you reply, because she know how to shut the **** up when there nothing good in her mouth!

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[3Vandoo]

ROFL omg best info EVER... i vote to make this a STICKY!
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Indeed!

[taiboxa]

Indeed!

omg, LOL your own Dr. Phil Vandoo thread?!
you think..? we could be taking things a lil far?!