Thread: Joke for the morning
04-16-2005, 08:59 AM #1
Joke for the morning
> She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon
> married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
> she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
> Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
> prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman
> who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
> In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."
> Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he
> referring to her first, second or third husband?"
> The neighbor replied, "I think he's referring to her legs!"
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