fired secretary

[31uniform]

So I fired my secretary today because,,,,,


Yesterday was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good


that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant


and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.


As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any


Happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the


children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say
a word.


So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and


despondent..


As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good


morning, Boss "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone


had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door


and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your


birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, " that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day."


"Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
instead we went out to a


private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.


On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a


beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I


said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."


After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I


think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more


comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.


She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came


out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife,


children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.


And I just sat there ----


on the couch ----


naked.

[zuke]

that ranks up there with the guy going out to his truck to get his condoms....

[Diesel]

Oldie but still good

[***xxx***]

muhahahaha

[gixxer600]

lol!

[jc3]

Always a classic....JC

[BUBBA74]

[SplinterCell]

haha!

[big daddy k de]

Holy crap thats awsome i would go nuts if that happend to me

[co2boi]

So did he do them all or what??

[vettewreck]

Holy crap, I thought this really happened untill someone posted "oldie". **** thats not funny!!!