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    Hilarious!!!!

    An accountant got home late one night, and his wife yelled:

    "Where the hell have you been!!??"

    He replied, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    She said, "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    Proudly he said, "I got a Hundred Dollar Bill tattooed on my
    penis."

    The wife (shaking her head in disdain) said,

    "What the hell were you thinking!? WHY on earth would an
    accountant

    get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis?"

    He replied, " Well...

    Number one...I like to watch money grow.

    Number two... Once in a while I like to play with my money.

    Number three...I like how money feels in my hand and lastly...

    Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at

    home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!"


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    That's a good one Nark

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    Haha!!
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    Keep em comin! lol!

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    That's a riot Nark.

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    i forwarded that all to my accountant friends ... they could use a good laugh after a hard two months, with 4/15 gone.

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    loved it hahahaha

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