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  1. 04-20-2005, 11:42 AM #1
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    Hilarious!!!!

    An accountant got home late one night, and his wife yelled:

    "Where the hell have you been!!??"

    He replied, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    She said, "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    Proudly he said, "I got a Hundred Dollar Bill tattooed on my
    penis."

    The wife (shaking her head in disdain) said,

    "What the hell were you thinking!? WHY on earth would an
    accountant

    get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis?"

    He replied, " Well...

    Number one...I like to watch money grow.

    Number two... Once in a while I like to play with my money.

    Number three...I like how money feels in my hand and lastly...

    Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at

    home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!"

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  2. 04-20-2005, 11:45 AM #2
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    That's a good one Nark
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  3. 04-20-2005, 11:52 AM #3
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    Haha!!
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  4. 04-20-2005, 11:59 AM #4
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    Keep em comin! lol!
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  5. 04-20-2005, 12:01 PM #5
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    That's a riot Nark.
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  6. 04-20-2005, 12:05 PM #6
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    i forwarded that all to my accountant friends ... they could use a good laugh after a hard two months, with 4/15 gone.
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  7. 04-20-2005, 12:06 PM #7
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    loved it hahahaha
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