Johnny!

[*Narkissos*]

Johnny is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
This is Johnny's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it
look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch Israel".

9. Undermine - They's a fine lookin' ho stayin' in the crib
undermine.

10. Ac oustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me
acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle
Iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My moms-in-law came by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain
for dinner?"

13 Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my
wife

15. Omelette - I should pop a cap in yo' ass for what you jus' said, but
omelette dis' one slide.

[Testsubject]

LMMFAO!! Bro this sh*ts hillarious, funniest posts Ive read in a while.

[Maraxus]

whore

[Testsubject]

whore

Yeah, but a good one

[*Narkissos*]

whore

jealous bitch

[Maraxus]

not in the least.

[TheNatural3456]

funny

[c_ville]

hahah i love plays on words