Tales From The Shire

[*Narkissos*]

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."

The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"

"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"

[decadbal]

wtf is a shire...

[*Narkissos*]

don't pretend you don't know Irish... you and your hobbit boyfriends always play in the Shire... wasn't it your little brother that played Frollo's Bodyfriend in Lord-Of-the-Rings?