My list of HOTTIES!!!

**GQSuperman** · 04-22-2005, 09:26 AM

monica belluci.....great lips and cans
adriana lima....smokin hot
gissell b.......great body
krista allen.........great looking girl...my #1
alisha cubert....hot in an underage type of way

**GQSuperman** · 04-22-2005, 09:46 AM

the chick in the avatar of josh8416......smokin!!!!!

**Deezuhl** · 04-22-2005, 10:49 AM

wow swole.. no white girls huh??? Carmen electra gets no love?? one of the baddest bodies ever even if she got the mag-light from rodman i still love her.

J-lo does have the nicest all natural body and skin. She is beautiful. Diddy fvcked up and he knows it and ben just couldnt handle her for sure.

I saw salma hayek at the resort i work at last week and she is super super short. you would never know but she is like 5" 2" barely. Is hould have figured since the tallest mexican men are 5' 6".

**SwoleCat** · 04-22-2005, 10:50 AM

Carmen Electra is cool, yes, but her stock went down when she dated Rodman.

She's also getting old.

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**PaRiS2005** · 04-22-2005, 10:50 AM

J-Lo's ass isn't natural...

**SwoleCat** · 04-22-2005, 10:51 AM

Neither is your avatar.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

What do you mean it's not natural?

WTF??

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**Deezuhl** · 04-22-2005, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Carmen Electra is cool, yes, but her stock went down when she dated Rodman.

She's also getting old.

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you better re-evaluate yours too then.

beyonce and ugly ass jay -z???

J-lo- Jenny from the block got gang banged by everyone on the block including dirty diddy.

Ciara- got banged by "little bow wow". cmon bro.

those stocks have gone down like jenna jameson on the ole' tube steak!!!

**Sta11ion** · 04-22-2005, 10:59 AM

Every time these post come up you people tend to forget jessica alba. Get it together guys. She should be the top 5. If you dont agree to bad.

**PaRiS2005** · 04-22-2005, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Neither is your avatar.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

What do you mean it's not natural?

WTF??

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She had ass implants...

**SwoleCat** · 04-22-2005, 11:02 AM

It's not an issue of who the women were with really, it's just that Carmen seems to be very old and outdated compared to the rest. When is the last time you even heard the name Dennis Rodman?

Exactly.

That is how long ago it was.

J-Lo is still bomb, and is waaaaaaaaaaaay better Latina wise. Then again we have our own tastes, that's fine.

Ciara is young/hot, I don't care who she's been with, I'd still take it.

Beyonce' is just someone I'd like to bang like a screen door in a hurricane. I'd still take her over Carmen any day of the week.

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Originally Posted by Fat Mike

you better re-evaluate yours too then.

beyonce and ugly ass jay -z???

J-lo- Jenny from the block got gang banged by everyone on the block including dirty diddy.

Ciara- got banged by "little bow wow". cmon bro.

those stocks have gone down like jenna jameson on the ole' tube steak!!!

**SwoleCat** · 04-22-2005, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

She had ass implants...

Ummmm, no.

That is the most assinine thing I've ever heard.

I guess you never saw "In Living Color" about 15 years ago?

She was thicker and had TOO MUCH ass back then.

Implants, LMFAO!!!!! You don't think EVERY tabloid would have picked up on that and exposed it?

Get real.

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**SwoleCat** · 04-22-2005, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Sta11ion

Every time these post come up you people tend to forget jessica alba. Get it together guys. She should be the top 5. If you dont agree to bad.

I agree!

She beat out the rest for a spot in my signature, so you know she's tops!

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**PaRiS2005** · 04-22-2005, 11:04 AM

I saw it on VH1...that's just what I heard. I mean look at her ass in Selena and look at it now...BIG difference...

**Rob** · 04-22-2005, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Fat Mike

Ciara- got banged by "little bow wow". cmon bro.

lets back this up a bit...beep beep beep

ciara and little bow wow?????????

youv got to be kidding me?

hes like 12

**SwoleCat** · 04-22-2005, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

I saw it on VH1...that's just what I heard. I mean look at her ass in Selena and look at it now...BIG difference...

Right, she is a lot more TONED now and lost about 15 lbs. all over, I saw a training special w/her and what she did.

In Selena she was thicker, yes, but are you saying she had implants THEN and now she doesn't? Because yes there is a difference and her ass is more toned now, but you don't have implants for Selena then have them taken OUT.

Your time-line is funky!

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**Sta11ion** · 04-22-2005, 11:09 AM

Jessica alba in dark angel, wearing those leather tight ass pants. To bad she had such a garbage bike that 500c nija was actually a 250 because she said it was to powerful for her. I cant image her riding me then if she is complaining about a 250cc. Joking aside a chick with a 1000cc sportbike with a tight bod and sexy look like jessica. In a second I would ask to marry me.

**Deezuhl** · 04-22-2005, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by bigrob33

lets back this up a bit...beep beep beep

ciara and little bow wow?????????

youv got to be kidding me?

hes like 12

you may think he is still 12 but hes not.. not sure how old though.

http://www.allhiphop.com/rumors/?ID=703

**stocky121** · 04-22-2005, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

J-Lo's ass isn't natural...

i heard she inject's sythnol just like gregg valentino

**Deezuhl** · 04-22-2005, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by Sta11ion

Jessica alba in dark angel, wearing those leather tight ass pants. To bad she had such a garbage bike that 500c nija was actually a 250 because she said it was to powerful for her. I cant image her riding me then if she is complaining about a 250cc. Joking aside a chick with a 1000cc sportbike with a tight bod and sexy look like jessica. In a second I would ask to marry me.

you want a girl that can ride you like a 1000cc bike look no further than my favorite celebrity of all time hands down. angelina jolie....

aside from making out with her brother she is fvcking banging!!!

**Dally** · 04-22-2005, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by GQSuperman

monica belluci.....great lips and cans
adriana lima....smokin hot
gissell b.......great body
krista allen.........great looking girl...my #1
alisha cubert....hot in an underage type of way

and some hoe's besides the fact their hoe's

Jesse Jane
Sky Lopez.... omg

FACKEH HELL YAH

alisha cuthbert that chick from "the girl next door"? yah... NICE.love the blondes

all others I hear ya, what about you avatar? fricken CAPRICE... GAWD **** INCREDIBLE.

lemme add that Jessice Alba was the hottest little tighty in that movie where that clowns hand gets possessed! mmmmm guud.

believe it or not I think that older chick on that americas next model show, that brunette thats one of the "judges" with the fake lips is one **** good lookin mathahfacker!

id eat the corn outta her .... left over cob.

**VIXI** · 04-22-2005, 03:43 PM

I love you Brandy Dahl....as should the rest of the world...

**Ranger5** · 04-22-2005, 03:49 PM

Angelina Jollie

**sportsfreaker** · 04-22-2005, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by ReX357

Also...

Alyssa Milano

I'll 2nd that one...she's smokin. I have to watch that magic show she is on when my wife ain't around, cause she gets jealous LOL

**TestTubeBaby** · 04-22-2005, 05:02 PM

Petra Nemcova beats Vida I do believe..I shoulda thought of that sooner?

**RussianVodka** · 04-22-2005, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by TestTubeBaby

Petra Nemcova beats Vida I do believe..I shoulda thought of that sooner?

I don't like her. An average girl

**AandF6969** · 04-22-2005, 07:30 PM

Cmon now guys, you have to tell me you like the Catherine...

Ali Landry AKA Doritos commercial chick

Josie Maran

Krista Allen

And who can forget this slut...

**AandF6969** · 04-22-2005, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by TestTubeBaby

Petra Nemcova beats Vida I do believe..I shoulda thought of that sooner?

She doesnt have Vida's abs, ass and legs...

**TestTubeBaby** · 04-22-2005, 07:41 PM

vidas legs r aiiight..

**UrbanLegend** · 04-22-2005, 07:44 PM

Not many people know her name, but Erica Durance (the chick who plays Lois Lane on Smallville) is really hot.

**TestTubeBaby** · 04-22-2005, 07:50 PM

who is this slut u speak of? seriously, that b!tch's ass is no joke!

**SwoleCat** · 04-22-2005, 08:01 PM

Yeah, those white drawers are incredible!

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**RJstrong** · 04-22-2005, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Yeah, those white drawers are incredible!

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****... see that's what I'm talking about... who is that? that's my new numero uno!

**RJstrong** · 04-22-2005, 09:32 PM

Hey... don't call my new imaginary girlfriend a slut.

**abstrack** · 04-22-2005, 09:38 PM

This is my number 1 hottie

**gya321** · 04-22-2005, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by BigMike J

Here are the rest of swoles hotties.. i added mine to the mix also.

Ashanti

Christina Millan

Daria Ramirez

I have not clue as to how you could forget this hotty. I've liked her since i saw her on those few episodes of saved by the bell back in the day.

Leah Remini

Where are the rest at?

Yeah I thought I was the only one who liked leah remini, shes hot!

**AandF6969** · 04-22-2005, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by gya321

Yeah I thought I was the only one who liked leah remini, shes hot!

Yeah she is, especially in Old School... i like that other brunette better though.

Whats Leah Remini doing with that fat bastard on king of queens? lol

**gya321** · 04-22-2005, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by AandF6969

Yeah she is, especially in Old School... i like that other brunette better though.

Whats Leah Remini doing with that fat bastard on king of queens? lol

I dont know but I enjoy, watching her yell at him with that Jersey style accent as she shakes her ass

**nj123** · 04-22-2005, 10:29 PM

i feel ya on christina milian, in that one video she is fine as fvck ,dip it low pick it up slow roll it all around

**rixyroids** · 04-23-2005, 03:41 AM

TILA NGUYEN!!!!!!!!! look her up, shes a beauty!!

hottest ever, tho my ex comes so close and it makes me wonder wot the hell i was playing at wen i finishd with her, shes so hot!