Thread: Thinking of joining the reserves
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04-25-2005, 06:25 PM #1
Thinking of joining the reserves
I've been thinking about joining the army reserves... You only have to report in one weekend every month and 2 weeks a year, you get paid, and you can still have a normal job... I was wondering what do you think the signing bonus will be??? They say up to $10,000 for reserves but I doubt I would get that much... Any1 know the normal signing bonus?
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04-25-2005, 06:28 PM #2
yeah one weekend a month, guess what half of Iraq is reserve units, join the air force reserves.
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04-25-2005, 06:50 PM #3
For sure. IF you don't want to go to Iraq, I wouldn't be joining the reserves right now!
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04-25-2005, 06:52 PM #4
i just got out of the army i was k-9 and i have been to kuwait, and iraq twice in three years and ran into many reservists, aim high go blue
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04-25-2005, 07:35 PM #5
IMHO... Go Naval Reserve, bro!
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04-25-2005, 10:48 PM #6
AF all the way. I'm national guard and haven't gone anywhere yet. I'm going in aug. but only for about 2 months.
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04-25-2005, 11:16 PM #7
OH Jesus Christ...isn't there a thread identical to this every other day?
Join up, Dude! and keep my A$$ from getting recalled!
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04-26-2005, 06:16 AM #8
Of course it depends on what job you do in the AF Reserves dictates if you will get deployed or not. What are you thinking about doing?
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04-26-2005, 06:25 AM #9Originally Posted by DNoMac
2 months huh? hahaha yeah right. plan on a year or so big guy. the military treats you like mushrooms bro. "they keep you in the dark and feed you full of shiit" i have 4 cousins and 3 friends in iraq right now. all of them say that we will be there for years to come. its worse than they lead it on to be. its deff nothing that will come of this for a good while.
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04-26-2005, 04:16 PM #10Originally Posted by hung-solo
Dude, the AF is different, 4 months tops right now, but since you have cousins there, I guess you know more than I do.
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04-26-2005, 11:15 PM #11Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
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04-26-2005, 11:20 PM #12Anabolic Member
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****ing reserves?
umm did anyoen forget to tell you there is a war going on? **** that ****. i wouldn't fight for this ****ing country....oh **** that. it takes these ****ing reserve dudes like 15 years to graduate college on the governments "tuition" plan as it is. come back with one leg from the war and see what this country has in store for you. you can get a stamped letter from the president saying you were some kind of hero fighting in vietnam the sequel.
**** the reserves. no one like a hero.especially our government
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