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    you are from north carolina when.....

    1.There is no such thing as "lunch". There's only dinner and then
    there's supper.

    2.Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when
    you're 2

    3.Backards and forwards means I know everything about you.

    4.'Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

    5.You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
    is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

    More about North Carolinians....

    You know you're from North Carolina if:

    1.You measure distance in minutes.

    2.You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

    3.You know what a 'tar heel' is.

    4.You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in
    it, no matter what time of the year.

    5.You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

    6.All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
    vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

    7.You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
    unlocked.

    8.You carry jumper cables in your car... for you OWN car.

    9.You know what "cow tipping" is.

    10.You only own four spices: salt, pepper, texas pete and catsup.

    11.The local papers cover national and international news on one page
    but requires 6 pages for local gossip and sports.

    12.Your think that the first day deer season is a national holiday.

    13.You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".

    14.You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and
    Christmas.

    15.You know whether another North Carolinian is from east, west, or
    middle North Carolina as soon as they open their mouth.

    16.Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as "goin
    wal-martin" or off to"Wally World".

    17.You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good
    pinto-bean weather.

    18.A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke,
    regardless of brand or flavor, Example:"What kinna co-cola you want?"

    19.Fried Catfish is the other white meat.

    20. Bread and milk are all gone from the store during a major storm
    21. 3 inches of snow shut's the whole city down

    22.You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from NC
    (and those who just wish they were).

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    great list

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    I'm from greensboro n.c.........and i hate to admit but its all true LOL

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    Hell, reading the list, if you leave out #3, #6 and #15, you could be from Georgia....

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    You also are annoying and go around screaming,
    "C'mon and raise up Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo head
    Spin it like a helicopter"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManzNumero1
    You also are annoying and go around screaming,
    "C'mon and raise up Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo head
    Spin it like a helicopter"
    what the hell????

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvr2bigsnd
    what the hell????

    he is pissed bc unc are the national champs.... also he is jealous bc mccants has a bigger penis than him..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Hell, reading the list, if you leave out #3, #6 and #15, you could be from Georgia....

    true!! you could add the fact that every festival or parade you guys have starts with the word "peach" hahaha you bunch of peach eating country boys

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    Pops is from Wilson,N.C. Going down therer in 2 weeks. Can;t wait, nothin like Carolina girls!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by psleez65
    Pops is from Wilson,N.C. Going down therer in 2 weeks. Can;t wait, nothin like Carolina girls!!!
    **** skippy

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