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    In the Gym, if i could

    I am a college student..

    I am a college student.
    I've missed class to watch Jenny Jones. I've partied until 7 in the morning. I live for Southpark and Sportscenter.
    I watch Jerry Springer religiously.
    I'm broke. I've spent over $300 at one time buying text books. I spend that much in a month on beer. I drink 'til the sun comes up. I wake up 10 minutes before class.
    I fall asleep 10 minutes into class.

    I can't remember the last time I washed my car.
    I'm not sure where the library is.
    I procrastinate. I'm lazy. C2H5OH is my favorite chemical compound.
    I'd rather do E-mails than do schoolwork. I'd rather sleep than do E-mails. I'd rather drink than sleep. I fund the University through my parking tickets and phone bills. I drink on Sundays. I have an alcohol bottle collection on display in my room. I haven't eaten breakfast in a year.
    I order pizza at midnight. I make popcorn at 1:00. I do E-mails at 2:00. I watch TV at 3:00. I go to sleep around 4:00. I know the Greek alphabet better than the English alphabet. I've built up a tolerance to certain beverages.

    The weekend starts on Thursday. I want to own a breathalizer to use for fun. I'm the type of person your mother warned you about. I am a college student and I wouldn't change a **** thing!
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    ahhhh memories...

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    O.fO.shO is offline Member
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    thats funny.....we had a breathalizer .

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    thats classic, reminds me of my little bro, lazy bastard

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    the breathalizers are very fun. drinking on sundays always seems to be my favorite thing to do on sundays for some stupid reason and the weekend did start on thursday i thought.

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    i dont remember alot of college, or and the friends i paid for, but man, it was great, i cant wait till aug...bitchs..

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    that explains my last semester, also was my first. this semester i've drinkin only a handful of times. to much partying, i always said that i will keep partyin as long as it doesnt effect my grades, easier said then done. its all good though went from c's and d's to a's and b's..

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    im living that life now

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    im drunk now...

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    That's harsh. I'm a college student and although I party, I barely drink. Just not in me to get trashed or anything. I might have a schmirnoff or two, but nothing to get me drunk. I study like a mad man and try to lift as much as possible. Trying to maintain a gpa above 3.7 in college isn't easy.

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