pay attention

[31uniform]

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
> class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the
> surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
>
> The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
> necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that
> you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an
> example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
> butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
> "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
>
> The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
> eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body
> and sucking on it.
>
> When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told
> them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
> middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
> attention."

[needmorestrength]

Lol

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[G-1000]

that was nasty

[Angelis]