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  1. 04-29-2005, 12:47 PM #1
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    How Was My Morning?i'm Glad You Asked!!!

    You know i was a little hungry this morning before work so i say to myself,
    "what can nourish a young growing bodybuilder at this early hour?" i
    thought to myself for a second and as Moses parted the sea...so was the tinton
    falls sky parted by the Golden Arches.Yes, Mcdonalds or as it's known in the
    culturally fascinating town of Neptune, NJ...GhettoDonalds.
    Innocently, i pull up to their ever so effecient drive thru to temp my fate in
    the ordering process. little to no problems. Amazing. Could it be that all ghetto
    people have been bused out of Neptune and the GhettoDonalds like some reverse
    1950's movement. Well no, but my fine drivethru technician had decided in some
    leap of faith to put away the bong and do his job efficiently.Fantatastic!!
    My stomach smiled as i had done it right with this fine choice in midmorning
    dining.
    As i approached my final destination, the ever so inviting drivethru window,
    poor stomach felt a little uneasy. Could it be memories of past experinces with
    "the window"?
    "Stomach, be still", i told my famished friend."This time all is
    well and you will be given your just feeding...."
    "WHAT DID YOU ORDER?!!!", exclaimed the afrocentric man at the
    window.
    "Dear god, it's starting again!!", i thought to myself. Stomach was
    now trembling.
    "DO YOU WANT COFFEE?!!"
    "Well i did say that when you took my order..."
    "WORD, LET ME HOOK UP THE BIG BOY WITH A 20 OUNCE!!!"
    Now, i appreciate the compliment on the hardworking physique, but isn't that
    alot of marijuana?? After careful thought i realized he was speaking of the
    coffee.You never know at the GhettoDonalds...
    "BIG DOGZ HAVIN' HOT CAKES THIS MORNING!!!"
    Now i have heard the term "hot cakes" before. i mean it was in a 70's
    porn with brillo bush so now i'm scared. Not the thought you want to have in
    your mind as you attempt to eat your morning meal.
    i just try to smile and laugh to keep from getting shot.
    "IMA HIT YOU OFF WIT EXTRA HOTCAKES.CHILL FOR A BIT!!!"
    Ok can we stop using the term "hot cakes"?
    This pillar of society leaves the window and disappears.
    Now i have seen Boyz In The Hood. This is were the black man lures you in with
    comedy.Now i'm scared.
    Car Jacking are apparently up in this fine Garden State. I watch the news. Do i
    just go? Do i fight off my predator? Stomach is now turning...
    "LEZ ME GIVE YOU JUSTICE BROTHA!!"
    Oh F*ck here we go! I'm gonna die at the GhettoDonalds Drivethru!!!
    As i watch this gangbanging african american (even facing death i'm polite)put
    his hand behind his back i dive for the passenger side door.Nothing. I sat
    still. I hear that's what you do in the jungle when those crazy gorillas try to
    eat you. I saw Gorillas In The Mist. i'm not Sigourney Weaver, but i'm not
    stupid either. It's quiet. Am i dead?
    "**** NIGGA TAKE YA FOOD!!IT'S DA HOLIDAZE( no idea?).JUSTICE BROTHA.JUSTICE!!"
    As i looked up i find friendly gold front teeth smiling back at me.
    "Um, uh, thank you?"
    Apparently, justice was served this morning. albeit, in the form of extra
    "hot cakes" and serving with a big gold smile.
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  2. 04-29-2005, 12:56 PM #2
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    "drivethru technician"

    CLASSIC!!

    wurd.
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  3. 04-29-2005, 12:58 PM #3
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    it was wild

    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    "drivethru technician"

    CLASSIC!!

    wurd.
    you should see this place!!!
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  4. 04-29-2005, 01:00 PM #4
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  5. 04-29-2005, 01:03 PM #5
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    "**** NIGGA TAKE YA FOOD!!IT'S DA HOLIDAZE( no idea?).JUSTICE BROTHA.JUSTICE!!"
    As i looked up i find friendly gold front teeth smiling back at me.

    sounds like a very fancy mcdonalds.
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  6. 04-29-2005, 01:08 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    "**** NIGGA TAKE YA FOOD!!IT'S DA HOLIDAZE( no idea?).JUSTICE BROTHA.JUSTICE!!"
    As i looked up i find friendly gold front teeth smiling back at me.

    sounds like a very fancy mcdonalds.
    Know wadh Im seyin?

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  7. 04-29-2005, 01:09 PM #7
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    i'm just hating

    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    "**** NIGGA TAKE YA FOOD!!IT'S DA HOLIDAZE( no idea?).JUSTICE BROTHA.JUSTICE!!"
    As i looked up i find friendly gold front teeth smiling back at me.

    sounds like a very fancy mcdonalds.
    because i can't afford gold fronts
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  8. 04-29-2005, 01:12 PM #8
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    Good thread NYC
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  9. 04-29-2005, 01:12 PM #9
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    lmfao.. Better then my mcdonalds.. Drop out Prego's working it
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  10. 04-29-2005, 01:13 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    lmfao.. Better then my mcdonalds.. Drop out Prego's working it
    do they breast feed over the burgers?
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  11. 04-29-2005, 01:15 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    Know wadh Im seyin?

    werd
    lmfao I have tears now
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  12. 04-29-2005, 01:34 PM #12
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    wheres the d*mn tape recorder when you need one?????
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  13. 04-29-2005, 01:46 PM #13
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    Sounds like the one I went to in South Central LA!!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  14. 04-29-2005, 02:22 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Sounds like the one I went to in South Central LA!!!!
    we must have been to the same one because thats the one i remember.
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  15. 04-29-2005, 03:05 PM #15
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    LOL It's the first Drive through where I was afraid of being robbed by the guy taking my order!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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