I ass raped the grocery store the other day, no KY !!!!

**stayinstacked** · 05-01-2005, 03:23 PM

I made out really well, it was like "**** us in the ass day" at the grocery store. 10 packs of 18 ct eggs for 10 bucks, chicken on sale for 1.99/lb, 10 low fat cottage cheese's for 10 bucks!!!! So to make a long story short, I cleaned out the rest of the chicken freezer with around 25 or 26lbs of chicken breasts, got the 10 18ct eggs, 10 low fat yogurts, some natty pb, bananas, 4 diet pepsi 2 liters for 5 bucks, and a couple other things and the total was only 87 bucks!!! Swiping my "**** us in the ass" discount card knocked 75 bucks off for me and I got about 2 weeks worth of food, hooray for **** us in the ass day at the local grocery store!!! Now I have extra money for another bottle or two, YESSSSSS!!!!

***perfectbeast2001*** · 05-01-2005, 03:26 PM

Isnt there some sort of law about ****ing grocery stores in the ass

**stayinstacked** · 05-01-2005, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

Isnt there some sort of law about ****ing grocery stores in the ass

Not sure, but they sure ****ed me in the ass enough when they were charging 7 bucks for like a lb and a half of chicken when I couldnt catch a sale, so now I'm ****ing them back!!!

**GREENMACHINE** · 05-01-2005, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

I made out really well, it was like "**** us in the ass day" at the grocery store. 10 packs of 18 ct eggs for 10 bucks, chicken on sale for 1.99/lb, 10 low fat cottage cheese's for 10 bucks!!!! So to make a long story short, I cleaned out the rest of the chicken freezer with around 25 or 26lbs of chicken breasts, got the 10 18ct eggs, 10 low fat yogurts, some natty pb, bananas, 4 diet pepsi 2 liters for 5 bucks, and a couple other things and the total was only 87 bucks!!! Swiping my "**** us in the ass" discount card knocked 75 bucks off for me and I got about 2 weeks worth of food, hooray for **** us in the ass day at the local grocery store!!! Now I have extra money for another bottle or two, YESSSSSS!!!!

Emm good for you I think.

**RussianVodka** · 05-01-2005, 06:37 PM

Nice job bro. I have to do some shopping next week.

**SwoleCat** · 05-01-2005, 06:55 PM

I've never seen a grocery store ass that I've liked myself.

Vida's is better.

~SC~

**ya_man** · 05-01-2005, 09:58 PM

i can tie my own shoes

**CrossroadS** · 05-02-2005, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by ya_man

i can tie my own shoes

I wipe my own ass.

**psleez65** · 05-02-2005, 01:37 PM

Yeah I got an off brand grocery store that does 1$ sales about once a month. They hate seeing me come through the door!

**Jantzen4k** · 05-02-2005, 01:41 PM

you shoulda just stole it.

jk?

**w_rballs** · 05-02-2005, 03:28 PM

my mom is the manager of a deli in a grocery store around here, so i get 20% off everything in the store.(except tobacco and alcohol.) but anyways even without the discount fresh boneless skinless chix breast is usually only like $1.49/lb. last week it was $1.29/lb before my discount.i bought (2) forty pound cases and stock up my freezer