Thread: Secret to get ANY WOMAN!
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04-30-2005, 05:57 PM #1
Secret to get ANY WOMAN!
yes thats right i found out how to get any chick you want... dont believe me? neither did i till tongiht.. i run a community center and they are having a lady's banquet down here ... i thought it was going to be lotsa ugly old ladies but it turned out to be quite a number of attractive ladies! well i f'd up my back yesterday so i have to walk w/ a cain now. i walked by their lil banquet and they all saw me like 300 of em! and i could hear the Awwsss.. and Poor baby commin outta there lil mouths.. FROM HERE ON OUT IM ALWAYS WALKING W/ a CANE! unless im in da gym =/
Yes Order yours today Tai's Female Dominator Walking Stick for 12 low payments of 89.99!
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04-30-2005, 06:05 PM #2
do you have a walking stick specifically for females ABOVE 17 years old?
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04-30-2005, 06:11 PM #3Originally Posted by wolfyEVH
and no i dont
wait yes i do its calld Easton and it works well when used from behind!..
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04-30-2005, 06:13 PM #4
I thought the secret was money....
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04-30-2005, 06:15 PM #5Originally Posted by SplinterCell
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04-30-2005, 06:19 PM #6
... what a sad, sad little man....
(j/k)
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04-30-2005, 08:27 PM #7
you're onto something man i'm telling you
there are hotties in the strangest places....
like stuff he was talking about...banquets and all that...they're the nice girls who don't get any
...you know...the girls who haven't broken they're shell and think they're better than you
a little alky-hol and down they go
or maybe i'm full of BS but i didn't think there'd be any hotties in this accounting course i took this semester but low and behold....i'm swimmin in them
oh sweet jesus
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04-30-2005, 08:29 PM #8
taiboxa on a cane?!?!?!?!
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04-30-2005, 08:30 PM #9
oh yeah....the cane...the sympathy card
exxxcelent
there are so many stories you could make up....
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04-30-2005, 09:41 PM #10
Dude, just cuz the girls felt sorry for you doesn't mean they wanted to fukk you. They probably woulda had the same reaction if an 80 year old man was walking with a cane.
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04-30-2005, 10:36 PM #11
lol...poor tai
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05-01-2005, 02:18 AM #12
You think the cane does wonders I think ya outta take it up anotch and bump it up to a walker
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05-01-2005, 03:32 AM #13
That is hillarious!
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that is not a cain.it's a ugly chick beater
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05-01-2005, 11:48 AM #15
Does it double as some sort of sex toy too?
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05-01-2005, 12:57 PM #16Senior Member
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You could also supplement that with a puppy.
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05-01-2005, 01:15 PM #17
Shorty the pimp.......Walks with a limp..........
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05-01-2005, 01:31 PM #18
now if u fake ur blind with the cane and start saying oh i cant find my keys yyy y hve u done this to me women will stick like flys on garbage just wear really dark sunglasses to figure out which ones are hot cuz ur supposed to be "blind"
another way:
u can grab ur dick put it between ur legs(pain pain oww) wear smth tight and shout they took my manhood im going to kill myself again women will stick then 4th or 5th time u go out when ur goin to pick her up ring the doorbell have ur pants and bbf's down and shout baby look wut i got 2day!!!!!!!!
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05-01-2005, 01:40 PM #19
make sure its a fancy cane,
not one of those cheap aluminum one,
but one with polished gold or brass,
maybe wrap a few $20 bills around it
for an even better effect.
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05-02-2005, 08:19 PM #20Originally Posted by Bryan2
i was like WTF get that outta here.
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05-02-2005, 11:11 PM #21
lol, you might also want to consider buying a very small/cute dog and carrying it around with you, and if hot girls ask about it say that its previous owners were killed in a car accident and that you found it in their backyard unkempt and malnourished. Guaranteed to get you laid.
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05-03-2005, 10:44 AM #22Originally Posted by Luminaire
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