05-02-2005, 04:59 PM #1
Science Proves beer turns men into women
Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens)
and drinking it makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men talked excessively without making sense; became overly emotional; couldn't drive; failed to
think rationally; argued over nothing; had to sit down while
urinating; and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
05-02-2005, 05:06 PM #2
you're going to get some flak from some female members but that is funny as hell! I'm definately remembering this one...
05-02-2005, 05:11 PM #3
oldie but a goodie.
05-02-2005, 06:12 PM #4Originally Posted by Honest Abe
05-02-2005, 06:37 PM #5
Printed it off and handed it to the wife...no laugh's though...mnnnnnnn?
05-02-2005, 08:06 PM #6
hahh thats great. i was wondering why my buds were acting like such fags lately
05-02-2005, 08:26 PM #7
OMG hahahahahhahaha thats awsome
05-03-2005, 10:59 AM #8Associate Member
Originally Posted by Honest Abe
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