hahaha priceless!!! you dumb fukkin bitch!

For those who don't remember, I had some woman problems about a month ago that I talked about in this thread

http://67.18.108.244//showthread.php?t=154828

I haven't spoken to her the entire time, all of a sudden this pops up on my instant messager :

"Slutbucket": i just wanna tell you that im sorry for ever leaving you and im not sayin this to get back with you .. i just realized how dumb I was
TheWay0utIsThru9: okay
TheWay0utIsThru9: how are you
Slutbucket: pissed mad and upset
Slutbucket: you?
TheWay0utIsThru9: why pissed mad and upset?
Slutbucket: he ****in broke up wit me by text

ooooo that sucks bitch, guess who's over you? :D

lol, did you say that tho at the end?

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Originally Posted by AandF6969

ooooo that sucks bitch, guess who's over you? :D

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LOL!!!! Should have said that!!!

Yeah, what did you respond with? You never gave us that part.

~SC~

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Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Yeah, what did you respond with? You never gave us that part.

~SC~

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My response was "You sure know how to pick 'em" and promptly signed offline

I suppose that's good enough! :)

~SC~

I say you get some rebound poon off her, bust one in her face, take a picture and show it to all your buddies.

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I say you get some rebound poon off her, bust one in her face, take a picture and show it to all your buddies.

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Excellent plan...

I'm definately doing some extra fukkin cardio and ab-work the next couple weeks so I can go home after finals and just be like "what now, bitch?"

ur gonna fall back in love w/her. lol

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Originally Posted by anaBROLIC

ur gonna fall back in love w/her. lol

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She will just pop over to his house one day :bbAily: and that will be the end. Married and with 5 kids on the way..... :lol:

but
I love it when your over a girl and THEN she comes crawling back....

YES! I love it when that shyt happens.

lmfao...she was dumped by a text message...

everyone point and laugh at slutbucket :1laugh:

i dont get it ...
who broke up w/ her by text?
they guy she left you for? :emmmm:

yes taiboxa thats wut happened i think

and wut kinda name is slutbucket wut they throw sluts there or smth

i would have ended the conversation with...go kill yourself. but that is just me.

:lol:

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Originally Posted by taiboxa

i dont get it ...
who broke up w/ her by text?
they guy she left you for? :emmmm:

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lol yeah

that serves her right. I love when the ending is so sweet! I know it hurt at the time, but damn that is classic.

bc

Priceless!

man u blew up a prime oppertunity to totally Obliterate HER self worth ok here i will re'inact it for you..
she says "I SHUDDA NEVER LEFT YOU."
you say "Its ok it was probably for the better."
she says "No it wasnt i miss you and want you back!"
you say "I understand, i Still have feeling for you too!"
then she says so can we forget about the past?
you say OF COURSE! lets meet tonight.

::you meet her, Hook up w/ her, (heres the important part-DONT STOP HATING or u will fvck yerself again) and have her fall in love w/ you since she is emotionally F'd up and is in Need of support and YOU will give it to her- THIS SEALS THE BOND!... Oh yeah tell her you LOVE HER this will really twist things up and for God's sake dont MEAN IT.. k? :owned:

then 3 weeks go by, she should still be in her lil Emotional rebound high... this is where you go... man i dont think this is going to work... i mean look at you ... ur alot heavier than before, your breaking out zits everywhere,(Insert 3 of her most personal insecure flaws here on top of previously stated), your cooter stinks, and your horribly loose... GOOD BYE. You leave and she kills her self and you win! good game! :1laugh:

LOL nice play-by-play there, taiboxa!

I hear this kind of thing over and over. Many girls are so transparent. It is a lame expression but true; girls 'want what they can't have.'

I'm interested swolecat. What would you have said to end the messenger convo. You said it was alright. but what would be better.

-LL

Lol way to leave some one emotionally crippled :bbcruch:

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Originally Posted by taiboxa

man u blew up a prime oppertunity to totally Obliterate HER self worth ok here i will re'inact it for you..
she says "I SHUDDA NEVER LEFT YOU."
you say "Its ok it was probably for the better."
she says "No it wasnt i miss you and want you back!"
you say "I understand, i Still have feeling for you too!"
then she says so can we forget about the past?
you say OF COURSE! lets meet tonight.

::you meet her, Hook up w/ her, (heres the important part-DONT STOP HATING or u will fvck yerself again) and have her fall in love w/ you since she is emotionally F'd up and is in Need of support and YOU will give it to her- THIS SEALS THE BOND!... Oh yeah tell her you LOVE HER this will really twist things up and for God's sake dont MEAN IT.. k? :owned:

then 3 weeks go by, she should still be in her lil Emotional rebound high... this is where you go... man i dont think this is going to work... i mean look at you ... ur alot heavier than before, your breaking out zits everywhere,(Insert 3 of her most personal insecure flaws here on top of previously stated), your cooter stinks, and your horribly loose... GOOD BYE. You leave and she kills her self and you win! good game! :1laugh:

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dood.. i am an emotional recking ball.. Just ask my ex wife.. she will never be invovled in another relationship again.. poor lil girl

Dude, a girl fukks around with me she's gettin it back. Abs are just an extra kick in the face

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Originally Posted by taiboxa

man u blew up a prime oppertunity to totally Obliterate HER self worth ok here i will re'inact it for you..
she says "I SHUDDA NEVER LEFT YOU."
you say "Its ok it was probably for the better."
she says "No it wasnt i miss you and want you back!"
you say "I understand, i Still have feeling for you too!"
then she says so can we forget about the past?
you say OF COURSE! lets meet tonight.

::you meet her, Hook up w/ her, (heres the important part-DONT STOP HATING or u will fvck yerself again) and have her fall in love w/ you since she is emotionally F'd up and is in Need of support and YOU will give it to her- THIS SEALS THE BOND!... Oh yeah tell her you LOVE HER this will really twist things up and for God's sake dont MEAN IT.. k? :owned:

then 3 weeks go by, she should still be in her lil Emotional rebound high... this is where you go... man i dont think this is going to work... i mean look at you ... ur alot heavier than before, your breaking out zits everywhere,(Insert 3 of her most personal insecure flaws here on top of previously stated), your cooter stinks, and your horribly loose... GOOD BYE. You leave and she kills her self and you win! good game! :1laugh:

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Amen let the B!tch get what she deserves. That is very creative Tai, it has has lots of flava

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i would have ended the conversation with...go kill yourself. but that is just me.

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I'm with Nathan.

With a screen name like Slutbucket, how did you expect her to turn out? :p

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Originally Posted by Slick Arrado

With a screen name like Slutbucket, how did you expect her to turn out? :p

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:lol:

bro u did good , i wouldnt give her the time of day. I have been there and it sucks but she must realize what she lost out on

so is that really her screen name, i was thinking about saying hello. Just kidding man good for you. Now lets just see if you can keep ur weiner out of her.

omg slutbucket is a hot Screen name!