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  1. 05-03-2005, 10:32 AM #1
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    no I'm not picking my ass........

    Anyone ever find that their boxers bunch up a lot around the top of your quads once your legs start to outgrow your underwear????? This happens to me quite frequently, and of course at the most inopportune times. I sit down in a class packed with hotties, and they begin to ride up around my legs. By the time class is over it's driving me crazy. I get up and start groping at my boxers through my jeans/shorts, usually fairly near the crotch area. I tug and pull like a mad man trying to pull the leg part down, shaking my leg like a dog, while trying to remain inconspicuous (yeah right). The worst is after doing cardio on the bike, it seems like they are just about to tear. I don't mind it as much then, because its early in the AM and there is nothing but old people in the cardio area. I like mine to fit good around my waist, not too tight, not too loose, but this is only happens in my fantasies. Now I'm forced to buy all new pairs and they feel very sh1tty and loose on my waist, but at least the circulation in my legs is not cut off............
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  2. 05-03-2005, 10:58 AM #2
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    this happens to me with boxer briefs all the time

    im thinking bout going commando now i mean who needs underwear rite?
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  3. 05-03-2005, 11:09 AM #3
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    Just explain to anyone who says anything or gives you a funny look, that you have extremely large balls, and that from time to time they need adjusting......

    Works for me…

    Besides you are a guy. Guys are suppose to do those kinds of things from time to time...
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  4. 05-03-2005, 11:11 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Just explain to anyone who says anything or gives you a funny look, that you have extremely large balls, and that from time to time they need adjusting......

    Works for me…

    Besides you are a guy. Guys are suppose to do those kinds of things from time to time...
    lol thats wut i say when i get looks
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  5. 05-03-2005, 11:16 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    lol thats wut i say when i get looks

    Yep,

    And if they further question me about it, I offer to show them my balls, that will really shut them up....
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  6. 05-03-2005, 11:17 AM #6
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    Stop picking your ass.

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  7. 05-03-2005, 11:19 AM #7
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    hahaha this thread is ****ing funny i never offered to show tho but will do
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  8. 05-03-2005, 11:47 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Guys are suppose to do those kinds of things from time to time...
    exactly what a female friend of mine said....
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  9. 05-03-2005, 12:22 PM #9
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    I was asked if my ass was hungry, cause it seemingly was eating my boxers.
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  10. 05-03-2005, 12:35 PM #10
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    Did you have on edible undies?

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  11. 05-03-2005, 12:37 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Did you have on edible undies?

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    hope theres nothing wrong with that
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  12. 05-03-2005, 12:47 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Did you have on edible undies?

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    LMFAO
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  13. 03-17-2012, 08:21 PM #13
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    I agree. Commando is the best resolve. underwear only when wearing a suit.
    p.s. stay away from 2ply mesh shorts!
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  14. 03-17-2012, 08:33 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX View Post
    im thinking bout going commando now i mean who needs underwear rite?
    this seems to solve the problems, until "the ass" starts in on the squat rack... we all know who she is
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  15. 03-17-2012, 08:39 PM #15
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    Buy bigger boxers .Problem solved
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  16. 03-17-2012, 08:58 PM #16
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    7 yr old thread guys..
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