Sweaty bum on my gym bag...

**Dave321** · 05-07-2005, 11:09 AM

Yup, it's all in the title. I was just at the gym after my workout getting changed in the locker room. Some huge asian man who had the locker right next to me decided to take his naked sweaty ass and sit it right on top of my gym bag... zipper up the butt and all... At first I didn't know what to say, the dude clearly felt my bag under his bare ass and didn't ever offer an appology, simply a "woops". I don't think I will be using the bag anytime soon, I might give it to my neighbour out of a nice gesture. Is it just me, or do some people find it hard to understand the concept of wrapping a towel around your buddies? Who here is an exabitionist in the locker room?

**BUBBA74** · 05-07-2005, 11:15 AM

Maybe he likes ya.

**chicamahomico** · 05-07-2005, 11:30 AM

Ugh, I think I would have just left the bag after that.

**Dave321** · 05-07-2005, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by BUBBA74

Maybe he likes ya.

I don't know.... is this some eastern way of showing affection??? I mean, my father is from eastern asia and he has never wiped his ass with my gymbag.

**kloter1** · 05-07-2005, 11:40 AM

some olders guys at golds walk around stark naked. i dont think its a big deal but its weird. they always llike starting convos too. im outta there

***BIG TEXAN*** · 05-07-2005, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

Yup, it's all in the title. I was just at the gym after my workout getting changed in the locker room. Some huge asian man who had the locker right next to me decided to take his naked sweaty ass and sit it right on top of my gym bag... zipper up the butt and all... At first I didn't know what to say, the dude clearly felt my bag under his bare ass and didn't ever offer an appology, simply a "woops". I don't think I will be using the bag anytime soon, I might give it to my neighbour out of a nice gesture. Is it just me, or do some people find it hard to understand the concept of wrapping a towel around your buddies? Who here is an exabitionist in the locker room?

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I hate those "fat guys sits on my gym bag" kind of days....

**Dave321** · 05-07-2005, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

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I hate those "fat guys sits on my gym bag" kind of days....

hahahhahaha... this had to be my first... By the way, my bag is officially sitting on my neighbors porch.... let's see if he grabs the bait.

**Dave321** · 05-07-2005, 01:01 PM

Out of curiousity, for the older guys, is there an age you reach where wairing your clothes in the locker room is simply uncool?

**taiboxa** · 05-07-2005, 01:05 PM

i believe its about 52.9yrs old..

**Neo** · 05-07-2005, 01:43 PM

That's friggin gross...i hate when the old guys at the gym do that sh*t......put on a damned towel....

**Dave321** · 05-07-2005, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Neo

That's friggin gross...i hate when the old guys at the gym do that sh*t......put on a damned towel....

yup, it friggin sick... It always seems to be the huge sweaty pigs that are proud of their little dinks too.

**diezell** · 05-07-2005, 02:56 PM

im just glad ure not licking the bag that would have me scared, i would def give the bag to a neighbor

***BIG TEXAN*** · 05-07-2005, 03:37 PM

It's gotten bad.... when I worked at Gold's I had just gotten done working out and was changing back into my trainers clothes and some guy came up next to me and tried talking to me...I simply and politely asked him to get his nuts out of my face.... I can't stand that shyte.

**hellapimpin** · 05-08-2005, 04:34 AM

hahahahaha..when i was 12, my buddys dad used to always go to the gym and be in the locker room buck naked tryin to talk to talk to us about sports and what his son is up too..the grossest shit ever..he is in a mental hospital now....go figure.

**hellapimpin** · 05-08-2005, 04:37 AM

oh yea..about the sweaty ass on your bag thing..im half asian, and i'm pretty sure that means he is showing his affection to you. in america we shake hands, other cultures, they give you some booty sweat.

**Dave321** · 05-08-2005, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by hellapimpin

oh yea..about the sweaty ass on your bag thing..im half asian, and i'm pretty sure that means he is showing his affection to you. in america we shake hands, other cultures, they give you some booty sweat.

That's what I thought... thanks for clearing that up for me. Next time I see a naked man in the gym I might fart in his face and say it was a nice gesture. P.S. I think my neighbor took the bait, the bag is gone.

**hellapimpin** · 05-09-2005, 12:48 AM

pass the booty sweat on..lol

**Dave321** · 05-09-2005, 06:11 AM

Originally Posted by hellapimpin

pass the booty sweat on..lol

The booty sweat has been passed on!

**gixxer600** · 05-09-2005, 10:24 AM

Because he sat on your bag, you should have kicked his!! Ignorant bastard.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 05-09-2005, 10:30 AM

Whenever I walk through the changing rooms there is always some wrinkly old guy bending over drying his feet with his asshole showing. Makes me want to throw up. A naked guy started a convo with my friend in the shower and my friend sneekily peed on his leg.. I would burn the bag or auction it on ebay as a homo erotic item.

**TheNatural3456** · 05-09-2005, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by kloter1

some olders guys at golds walk around stark naked. i dont think its a big deal but its weird. they always llike starting convos too. im outta there

haha same thing where i work out...seems like all the naked old guys wanna know how schools goin and stuff,,,

**Dave321** · 05-09-2005, 11:35 AM

I never thought of that one, peeing on his leg... That's funny as hell though! I typically see old men chattin to eachother butt naked and wonder WTF... Last month I caught some dude with his leg mounted on the wall, ass naked while he was drying his buddies... this was the funniest shit I have ever seen. And for all those wondering, I do not look out for this behaviour, it is simply difficult to avoid, but what entertainment!!!!haha

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

Whenever I walk through the changing rooms there is always some wrinkly old guy bending over drying his feet with his asshole showing. Makes me want to throw up. A naked guy started a convo with my friend in the shower and my friend sneekily peed on his leg.. I would burn the bag or auction it on ebay as a homo erotic item.

**GQSuperman** · 05-09-2005, 01:44 PM

the thing is, they often walk around with the towel on their shoulder...why can't they simply wrap it around their waste. i just don't fvcking understand why you'd want to walk around nakes ina public place full of other dude.

i once saw an old guy with his fvcking cathetar hanging out his prick and another with a colostomy bag full of his shiat. no towels on either of course. one of the worse things is when you walk into the sauna or steam room and they sit up at eye level with their stuff hanging out..you literally can't avoid the thing slapping you in the face.........i now only change at my house and only go into the locker room if i have to take a piss.....

**Dave321** · 05-09-2005, 01:52 PM

I have heard a lot of people who share my opinion in regard to wearing a towel... but what I want to know is if there is anyone here that skips around the locker room butt ass naked, and what your motive is behind it?

**tempbrit** · 05-09-2005, 02:47 PM

In a gym locker room, you have to wear a towel. A gym locker room is not exactly a swing club where people often get off putting themselves and their sexual exploitations on display.

I have this view despite enjoying hitting the swing clubs with an extremely hot chick who is into girls and wild and crazy sex. But that is another topic.

**hellapimpin** · 05-09-2005, 02:54 PM

in 24 hr fitness about 2 years ago...i seen this dude..walking around with a boner...****in disgusting...keep that shit to yourself or your other buddies

**Dave321** · 05-10-2005, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by hellapimpin

in 24 hr fitness about 2 years ago...i seen this dude..walking around with a boner...****in disgusting...keep that shit to yourself or your other buddies

that's hilarious! I can't say I have seen that yet!

**GQSuperman** · 05-10-2005, 10:17 AM

i have witnessed guys getting aggressive in the locker room. approaching another dude as he is sitting with his pecker at eye level....walking up behind dudes at their locker and "accidently" brushing against them as they walk bye. i've heard more than one comment and thought i'd see a brawl or two. i think most guys are just so shocked though that they can't wait to get the fvck out of the place.

like said, if the towel is on your shoulder, wrap it around your waist for god sake.

**TheDfromGC** · 05-10-2005, 10:21 AM

always change at home and only go in locker rooms to take a piss

**Mesomorphyl** · 05-10-2005, 10:40 AM

My work out partner told me about this guy always walking up to him naked while my buddy was on the bench. He said there were like 50 more places to sit but he sits next to my friend. I messed with him about it until he got real pissed, I told him to take it out the guy he was really mad at... So the plan was for my buddy to sit down and use a lighter to heat up a spoon(so he would not end up stabbing the guy) and if the guy walked up set the hot ass spoon on his nutsack.

Well, long story short, old people can fight there asses off... This guy was like a timex, cause he was taking a beating and kept coming back for more, with a scalded nut non-the-less. Everyone in that gym gives people plenty of space now.

**Dave321** · 05-10-2005, 11:03 AM

I get a kick out of the guys who pose naked in front of the mirror as if they were being judged for Mr. Olympia. Apparently flexing your abs and quad makes your balls look bigger...

**spywizard** · 05-10-2005, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

Out of curiousity, for the older guys, is there an age you reach where wairing your clothes in the locker room is simply uncool?

what are you afraid of??? someone seeing your pee pee???

get over it.. a gay guy is not going to see you and become out of controll and attack you..

get over it..

It's a men's locker room.. you

everyone else..

really not to rag on ya.. but it's no big deal.... i understand somewhat... like the old guys that like to air dry thier bodies.. that's just wrong..

maybe we should have changing rooms so no one can see the private parts??

**Mesomorphyl** · 05-10-2005, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

what are you afraid of??? someone seeing your pee pee???

get over it.. a gay guy is not going to see you and become out of controll and attack you..

get over it..

It's a men's locker room.. you

everyone else..

really not to rag on ya.. but it's no big deal.... i understand somewhat... like the old guys that like to air dry thier bodies.. that's just wrong..

maybe we should have changing rooms so no one can see the private parts??

LMAO

**Dave321** · 05-10-2005, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

what are you afraid of??? someone seeing your pee pee???

get over it.. a gay guy is not going to see you and become out of controll and attack you..

get over it..

It's a men's locker room.. you

everyone else..

really not to rag on ya.. but it's no big deal.... i understand somewhat... like the old guys that like to air dry thier bodies.. that's just wrong..

maybe we should have changing rooms so no one can see the private parts??

So, what your saying is your a locker room porn star too??? Hey buddy, there's nothing to get over, some people just crack me up with their naked charades in the change room.... If we had a locker room where no one could see the private parts, gyms may loose members such as yourself...

jokes, I'm just messin around... I see your point.

**sportsfreaker** · 05-10-2005, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by TheDfromGC

always change at home and only go in locker rooms to take a piss

I'm with you on this one....and I'm one of the "older dudes". I'm sorry, I'm not into locker rooms and naked guys.....now naked girls in locker rooms...give me the peephole !

**alphaman** · 05-10-2005, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

what are you afraid of??? someone seeing your pee pee???

get over it.. a gay guy is not going to see you and become out of controll and attack you..

get over it..

It's a men's locker room.. you

everyone else..

really not to rag on ya.. but it's no big deal.... i understand somewhat... like the old guys that like to air dry thier bodies.. that's just wrong..

maybe we should have changing rooms so no one can see the private parts??

It's one thing to air dry your body, and it's another to be a three hundred pound 65 yr old lard ass with a turtledick, and to hug someone's bag w/ your crack. I know the type and they're not always that old. I don't mind being naked in the locker room, but if I ever become like that physically, you won't catch me w/ your bag up my ass or w/ my turtle dick in your face! If you're a nasty looking example of years of bodily neglect, even if you feel compelled to flaunt it, keep it to yourself!!

**GQSuperman** · 05-10-2005, 12:04 PM

it's a public place....not your private bath at home. if you walk across the locker room or are lounging around......its bullshiit. have common courtesy for those around you. put on a towel as you leave the shower and walk past everyone at the lockers or stand on the scale or comb your hair etc. it's not that fvcking hard.

**diezell** · 05-10-2005, 12:17 PM

no shit if a dudes dick comes any where within 3 feet of me theres gonna be serious problems its uncalled for, like others said they have a towel rap it around there waist for courtesy, now i stay away from these sausage fests when i go to my gym

**hellapimpin** · 05-10-2005, 05:58 PM

I just thought about it..maybe the dude walking around with a boner was on a shit load of test......naw phuck that, if i cant control my self in a locker room full of guys, i would probably be a rapist after going to a club.

**Imperialist** · 05-10-2005, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

get over it.. a gay guy is not going to see you and become out of controll and attack you..

It's happens all the time

Originally Posted by chubby_cox

today i was taking a shower after my workout in the gym (our campus weight room has showers) and i looked over and there was another dude in the shower. i minded my own business and washed up when i feel something hit my back and this dude must have been jerking off and ran over and busted on my back.I turned around and said what the **** are you doing are you a fag or something??? and he just laughed at me and walked out. so i got dressed and went looking for him and i went out to the parking lot and saw him get in a car and drive away but i couldn't get there. the thing is he works out at the weight room all the time, what should i do next time i see him? i dont want to get assault charges but i cant let some sick **** do this **** to me