Weight Watchers to gain weight

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05-09-2005, 08:12 AM
Carlos_E

Weight Watchers to gain weight

They started a weight watchers group at work and I called to find out if I could join so they could help me gain weight. The lady who answered the phone was rude and insulting. She said the program is setup for weight loss not gain and I would be a negative distraction if I were to join their group. Most of their fat asses gain weight anyway instead of losing so I don't see the problem. :lol:

I think I should sue. I'm being discriminated against because I'm not fat.
05-09-2005, 08:17 AM
Jantzen4k

:lol:

i agree!
05-09-2005, 08:47 AM
abstrack

Omg Lmfao!!
05-09-2005, 09:36 AM
HeavyHitter

thats great... hahahaha
05-09-2005, 11:18 AM
punchrf

i'd sue.
05-09-2005, 11:43 AM
Prime

lol now i want to do that!
05-09-2005, 11:47 AM
miked512

Yeah, its discriminatory.

Just because you're in the obese category doesn't mean you get to hang out with the rest of the obese people. You sound like you're in a rudolph situation.
05-09-2005, 11:56 AM
AandF6969

LOL Carlos thats halarious... troublemaker.

Actually, according to the BMI you probably are overweight, possibly even obese at your height. I know I'm overweight and I'm only 195 at 5'10".
05-09-2005, 12:01 PM
Carlos_E

Quote:

Originally Posted by miked512

Yeah, its discriminatory.

Just because you're in the obese category doesn't mean you get to hang out with the rest of the obese people. You sound like you're in a rudolph situation.

According to the Body Mass Index I am 32.3. That means I am obese. :lol: They don't take into account the weight can be solid muscle.

Since I'm obese I should be able to join Weight Watchers. I'll sit in the meetings eating fried foods and candy bars and jump up and down doing the happy dance when I weigh in and my weight is up. :7up:
05-09-2005, 12:29 PM
Maraxus

fatass lol
05-09-2005, 01:44 PM
lucabratzi

they should see u as insperation, see what happens when u are dedicated. i think she was just jealous.
05-09-2005, 09:05 PM
abstrack

I had to come back to this thread. That is the funniest things I have herd someone do in a long time. I wish you had taped the phone conversation, that would have been a classic
05-09-2005, 09:13 PM
Money Boss Hustla

LMAO :lol:
05-09-2005, 09:48 PM
swoll4589

find out when the class is meeting and show up in some tight spandex sh!t
05-09-2005, 11:18 PM
Carlos_E

Quote:

Originally Posted by swoll4589

find out when the class is meeting and show up in some tight spandex sh!t

:lol:

I'll show up eating fried chicken and pie. I'll offer the whole group some.
05-10-2005, 06:24 AM
MatrixGuy

Don't flame weight watchers! It helped me lose alot of my 38kg of fat mass many a year ago. :lol: :wg: I was one fat bas**** :lol:
05-10-2005, 06:34 AM
perfectbeast2001

that is some funny shit!!
05-10-2005, 08:12 AM
lucabratzi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

:lol:

I'll show up eating fried chicken and pie. I'll offer the whole group some.

that would be some funny sh1t to see.
05-10-2005, 08:28 AM
Carlos_E

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

Don't flame weight watchers! It helped me lose alot of my 38kg of fat mass many a year ago. :lol: :wg: I was one fat bas**** :lol:

I wanna be a fat bastard to!!!

http://www.slowart.com/articles/images/fat-blk.jpg
05-10-2005, 11:42 AM
Mesomorphyl

You should have told her you could disappoint more women than weight watcher could... Well, you might have gotten another hate crime responce but not about being fat, you know what I mean? :lol: j/k
05-10-2005, 11:45 AM
Carlos_E

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

You should have told her you could disappoint more women than weight watcher could... Well, you might have gotten another hate crime responce but not about being fat, you know what I mean? :lol: j/k

I'm not laughing.
05-10-2005, 12:55 PM
Mesomorphyl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I'm not laughing.

Calm down bud... quit being so sensitive. You have a PM.
05-10-2005, 01:05 PM
AandF6969

Thats about as funny as me going into McDonalds on a cheat day, wearing a wifebeater, and ordering a Big Mac, value fry, McChicken, Frut/yogurt parfait, and a 6 pc mcnugget... the fat ass staff is all like "WHAT THE HELL!!!!"
05-10-2005, 01:17 PM
BlueAndromeda73

lol thats great.
05-11-2005, 04:26 AM
rodge

:lol: :lol: LOL:lol: :lol:
05-11-2005, 07:05 AM
tbrocato

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

They started a weight watchers group at work and I called to find out if I could join so they could help me gain weight. The lady who answered the phone was rude and insulting. She said the program is setup for weight loss not gain and I would be a negative distraction if I were to join their group. Most of their fat asses gain weight anyway instead of losing so I don't see the problem. :lol:

I think I should sue. I'm being discriminated against because I'm not fat.

This has to be a very pointless post. Why would join weight watchers to gain weight.
05-11-2005, 08:50 AM
SwoleCat

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbrocato

This has to be a very pointless post. Why would join weight watchers to gain weight.

Because perhaps if the program is all about "eating healthy" for a "healthier lifestyle" which they claim, one may wish to "watch" their weight in the form of LEAN MASS increase.

However, they don't have a clue as to what that would entail, nor the means to achieve such a process. Hence the joke and humor behind it all.

Was it really that hard to grasp? :unsure:

~SC~
05-11-2005, 09:21 AM
tbrocato

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Because perhaps if the program is all about "eating healthy" for a "healthier lifestyle" which they claim, one may wish to "watch" their weight in the form of LEAN MASS increase.

However, they don't have a clue as to what that would entail, nor the means to achieve such a process. Hence the joke and humor behind it all.

Was it really that hard to grasp? :unsure:

~SC~

You may be correct but "weight watchers" must be doing something right becuase whoever owns it is a rich mother****er.
05-11-2005, 10:20 AM
Carlos_E

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbrocato

You may be correct but "weight watchers" must be doing something right becuase whoever owns it is a rich mother****er.

My point... Weight watchers is a support group. I wanted their support in helping me get bigger. They didn't get it and thought it was insulting. :lol:
05-11-2005, 10:31 AM
tbrocato

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

My point... Weight watchers is a support group. I wanted their support in helping me get bigger. They didn't get it and thought it was insulting. :lol:

Wonder how much money they make off that shit. I know you have to pay like so much just to join the group and then u have to buy all kind of other shit. Too bad I didnt think of the idea first. Then I could roll around on spinners!
05-11-2005, 10:48 AM
SwoleCat

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbrocato

You may be correct but "weight watchers" must be doing something right becuase whoever owns it is a rich mother****er.

Any corporation with money behind it can afford to go and search for people, and unfortunately that's the case here. We all recognize (I do anyhow) WW'ers material as very BASIC nutritional principles. For some it's like hitting a goldmine of information, because some literally have no experience in the nutritional realm.

Just as if I wished to become a mechanic, there may be some basic course that real/old school mechanics classify as "basic sh*t", but to me it would be like I learned a lifetime worth of info. in that said course.

Any corporation with money behind it can afford to go and search for people, but it'w when people seek out YOU that you know you offer something quite intimate and far more effective. (shameless plug, lmfao)

Love the spinners comment! :thumbsup:

~SC~
05-11-2005, 10:55 AM
tbrocato

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Any corporation with money behind it can afford to go and search for people, and unfortunately that's the case here. We all recognize (I do anyhow) WW'ers material as very BASIC nutritional principles. For some it's like hitting a goldmine of information, because some literally have no experience in the nutritional realm.

Just as if I wished to become a mechanic, there may be some basic course that real/old school mechanics classify as "basic sh*t", but to me it would be like I learned a lifetime worth of info. in that said course.

Any corporation with money behind it can afford to go and search for people, but it'w when people seek out YOU that you know you offer something quite intimate and far more effective. (shameless plug, lmfao)

Love the spinners comment! :thumbsup:

~SC~

Yah bro, werent u suppose to show some pics of the whip! Post em I want to check it out.
05-11-2005, 11:04 AM
SwoleCat

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbrocato

Yah bro, werent u suppose to show some pics of the whip! Post em I want to check it out.

Sh*t!!!!! :lol:

Now ya gotta call me out! :D

J/K...........actually today I am going to wash/clean it up as it's been raining here the last few days, after I take my boy to school. Wifey had surgery too, so I'm the at-home-office nurse as well, so I've got many bases to cover! I do want the whip dirt-free, and I'll snap a few shots this eve once he's all clean and the sun is beamin'.

Peace,
~SC~
05-11-2005, 05:18 PM
tbrocato

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Sh*t!!!!! :lol:

Now ya gotta call me out! :D

J/K...........actually today I am going to wash/clean it up as it's been raining here the last few days, after I take my boy to school. Wifey had surgery too, so I'm the at-home-office nurse as well, so I've got many bases to cover! I do want the whip dirt-free, and I'll snap a few shots this eve once he's all clean and the sun is beamin'.

Peace,
~SC~

Swole its close to eve wheres THE WHIP brotha! ;)
05-11-2005, 07:29 PM
SwoleCat

In a bit brutha............just gettin' the familia situated for the evening before I get to work.

Thanks,
~SC~

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