House of Wax

**VIXI** · 05-07-2005, 04:38 PM

anybody seen it yet?..gonna go see it tonight with some friends...so just thought I'd see if any of you knew if it sucked azz... even if it's not so great I might not care...because I'd still get to see hottie Elisha Cuthbert...and see Paris Hilton's b itch ass get killed...wonder if she keeps just screaming "That's hot"...the whole time she's getting murdicated...hehe...xxxSass

**SwoleCat** · 05-07-2005, 05:11 PM

I really can't stand Paris Hilton.

She's not even remotely attractive to me either.

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**VIXI** · 05-07-2005, 05:28 PM

girl needs to eat a sandwich

**SwoleCat** · 05-07-2005, 05:31 PM

Girls needs to eat a d*ck.

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**abstrack** · 05-07-2005, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Girls needs to eat a d*ck.

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ziiiiiiiiip........

**VIXI** · 05-07-2005, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Girls needs to eat a d*ck.

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what girl were we talking about again??...

xxxSass

**abstrack** · 05-07-2005, 05:55 PM

Paris Hilton and her money.

Any movie with her in it i would never see. I can just imagine the horrible acting involved in it. She didnt even know how to act in those internet videos. Go lord she needs some help

**BlueAndromeda73** · 05-07-2005, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by abstrack

Paris Hilton and her money.

Any movie with her in it i would never see. I can just imagine the horrible acting involved in it. She didnt even know how to act in those internet videos. Go lord she needs some help

No kidding although I wouldn't mind seeing her killed in that movie, no way in hell will I sit through the whole thing just to see that.

**RussianVodka** · 05-07-2005, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Girls needs to eat a d*ck.

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She did it already:-) A saw couple movies :-)

**Blown_SC** · 05-07-2005, 09:28 PM

Elisha Cuthbert can lick the T I P of my...........

I had a crush on her growing up when she was on Popular Mechanics for Kids... and she only got better looking. Damned Canadian genes!

**Big Poppa Pump** · 05-07-2005, 09:31 PM

Paris Hilton is so hot, your all crazy.

**SwoleCat** · 05-07-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by VIXI

what girl were we talking about again??...

xxxSass

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**Neo** · 05-07-2005, 11:10 PM

So did the movie totally blow or what???

**VIXI** · 05-07-2005, 11:46 PM

soooo graphic...more gory than scarey really...was overall pretty cool...entertaining...and had some pretty intense moments...No Academy awards coming for it...but I would say it was worth watching....and Paris SUCKS DONKEY NUTS!!...loved the Dukes of Hazard preview...can't wait to see that one!!!...and another flick called THE CAVE looks pretty cool...that shit looked scarey...xxxSass

**BodyMechanic** · 05-08-2005, 12:01 AM

I will prob. check it out this week some time. Glad to know it wasn't that bad.

**Cry0smate** · 05-08-2005, 12:11 AM

I'm sorta partial to this movie b/c my wife's cousin wrote the screenplay. So I'm definitely goin to see it.

**anabolicwannabe** · 05-08-2005, 12:19 AM

storyline is roughly there, but they focus too much on the gore scenes.
in conclusion: watch it as a gory movie, not a horror movie.

**FinaGuy** · 05-09-2005, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Girls needs to eat a d*ck.

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didnt she do that mad times actually?? lol

by the way, elisha Cuthburt is so hotttt! sick body she rocked in thr girl next door...

**colossus1** · 05-09-2005, 08:05 AM

KIngdom of heaven is better.

**Jantzen4k** · 05-09-2005, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Big Poppa Pump

Paris Hilton is so hot, your all crazy.

no she isnt.

i hate her

**HeavyHitter** · 05-09-2005, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by VIXI

anybody seen it yet?..gonna go see it tonight with some friends...so just thought I'd see if any of you knew if it sucked azz... even if it's not so great I might not care...because I'd still get to see hottie Elisha Cuthbert...and see Paris Hilton's b itch ass get killed...wonder if she keeps just screaming "That's hot"...the whole time she's getting murdicated...hehe...xxxSass

i heard she dies really cool!!

So Vixi, got a date?

**HeavyHitter** · 05-09-2005, 09:13 AM

guess i shoulda reaad the whole thread first....

**Jantzen4k** · 05-09-2005, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

guess i shoulda reaad the whole thread first....

yupyup

**FinaGuy** · 05-09-2005, 07:00 PM

paris isnt the hotest girl and honestly im not her biggest fan...

but seriously!? who in this site wouldnt pipe her? i mean id hit it and beat it up a lil bit, and iknow mad heads on here will do the same lol

nichole richie IMO looks hotter lil crack hoar i luv ya lol

**SwoleCat** · 05-09-2005, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by Big Poppa Pump

Paris Hilton is so hot, your all crazy.

Paris Hilton isn't even remotely luke-warm.

She's a tepid bitch.

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**juicehoe** · 05-09-2005, 08:27 PM

Ahh man i turned downing seeing this movie. I should have gone... graphic is good lol

Originally Posted by VIXI

soooo graphic...more gory than scarey really...was overall pretty cool...entertaining...and had some pretty intense moments...No Academy awards coming for it...but I would say it was worth watching....and Paris SUCKS DONKEY NUTS!!...loved the Dukes of Hazard preview...can't wait to see that one!!!...and another flick called THE CAVE looks pretty cool...that shit looked scarey...xxxSass

**PaRiS2005** · 05-09-2005, 10:08 PM

Movie was sick. I didn't like it at all. I was just glad Chad Michael Murray didn't get killed. But still...best part of the movie was the damn previews. No wonder it only got half a star....

**colossus1** · 05-09-2005, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

Movie was sick. I didn't like it at all. I was just glad Chad Michael Murray didn't get killed. But still...best part of the movie was the damn previews. No wonder it only got half a star....

Is that you in your avatar?

**cdogge** · 05-09-2005, 11:11 PM

paris hilton is a dumb ass bitch....what a ****ing idiot...she needs to eat about 7 dicks

**Testsubject** · 05-10-2005, 12:07 AM

Just watched the movie, and to tell you the truth it was weak, too gory, not too believable, and quite predictable. Not the worse movie I've seen but definetly not the best either. Oh yeah, and Paris looks like a frikkin horse in that movie, come to think of it, she looks like a horse all the time, that d*mn nickle bag.

**Cry0smate** · 05-10-2005, 03:24 AM

Paris Hilton only looks good when she is standing next to Nicole Ritchie. Rosie O'Donnell also looks attractive standing next to Nicole Ritchie.

**Deezuhl** · 05-10-2005, 05:27 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Paris Hilton isn't even remotely luke-warm.

She's a tepid bitch.

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have you been mixing grey goose in your protein shakes swole? she is still worth banging for sure. I would just tie her to the bed for days and keep banging her until one ~~~~ slipped by. Call me daddy!!!

**Bigen12** · 05-10-2005, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Paris Hilton isn't even remotely luke-warm.

She's a tepid bitch.

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I personally wouldn't give her that much credit.

Paris Hilton is a skank....

**Prime** · 05-10-2005, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

I personally wouldn't give her that much credit.

Paris Hilton is a skank....

yeah, even her porno sucks!

**HeavyHitter** · 05-10-2005, 09:30 AM

Listen up,,, i dont care what you think about Paris.... even if you thought she looked like a monkey.... ALL you MOFOS would bang the $hit out of her!!

Even you Swole, you might not like it, but just the fact to say you banged Paris, is a good enough reason to do it, right? hahahaha

**Dally** · 05-10-2005, 09:44 AM

this is a classic example of the ol high school scenario.

first dude to second dude.

yo, you tellin me that if she was completely naked layin on your bed rubbin and squeezin it and moanin and beggin you to bang er ...

you wouldnt??

second dude pauses ... looks around....

YAH, I guess, yah I'd bang er if you put it that way!

FUNNY enough you can practically do that with everyone!

**Juggernaut** · 05-10-2005, 09:55 AM

I WOULD NOT bang Paris......but I'd **** her money! And as much as humanly possible....twice on Saturdays!

**Slick Arrado** · 05-10-2005, 01:23 PM

1. Paris is hot.
2. I'm going to go see House of Wax.
3. Testsubject's avatar is the best.

**Dally** · 05-10-2005, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Slick Arrado

3. Testsubject's avatar is the best.

SEE THAT IS THE SCENARIO I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT EXACTLY ... LAYIN ON THE BED... NUDE ETC ETC WANTIN TO MAKE THE LOVE

SEE!!

anyone will fall prey ...

**FinaGuy** · 05-10-2005, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

Listen up,,, i dont care what you think about Paris.... even if you thought she looked like a monkey.... ALL you MOFOS would bang the $hit out of her!!

Even you Swole, you might not like it, but just the fact to say you banged Paris, is a good enough reason to do it, right? hahahaha

lol thats exactly what i said... agreed, id deff beat that up lol...

Nichole richie!! ( lil crack hoar) lol