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    Why it's better to be a man..

    Why ARE Men Happier ?
    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.
    No wonder men are happier
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    so true.... except the three pack underwear.... ive gone on the more expensive side lately, Kalvin Clein, Structure etc. more like 10 bucks a pair. lol

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    AMen...............

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    people stare at my chest when im talking to them

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    Lmao.. People stare at my crotch when Im talking to them...


























    Socks help

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    well, I usually laugh out loud from this site once or twice a day.

    this one, made me laugh out loud a few times.

    CHEERS


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    amen to that brutha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    well, I usually laugh out loud from this site once or twice a day.

    this one, made me laugh out loud a few times.

    CHEERS

    Gayyyyyyy jj

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    thats a good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonytone36
    people stare at my chest when im talking to them
    im wit ya bro.... just didnt want to admit it. some of the bros here had there way w/ me before for that!!! hahahahaha

    Meso you son of a b1tch!!!!!!!

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    so true

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    this is right on the money

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    4 shore!

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    so true

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