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  1. 05-14-2005, 08:06 PM #1
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    Are girls always this jealous???

    A female friend of mine works with this hot Ukranian girl and so I tried to get her to hook me up with her. To make a long story very short, whenever I mention her(in e-mails), she either won't answer or make up some excuse. Now the other day I was supposed to swing by her work and see her again, but she didn't answer my call or e-mail, lol.

    A bit of background on the female friend: Met her in school and we were assigned to the same group(for projects). back then she was ok looking, but somewhat thick with a stinky pussy. Now she plumped up even more(it's been a while since i seen her) and, I'm sure, accompanied with the same stinky pussy, which I have a feeling is a big reason why she has trouble keeping guys. She would always ask if i wanted to go out on sat or fri night, and except for 1 night, I would decline.

    Now is this "friend" giving me payback?
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  2. 05-14-2005, 08:24 PM #2
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    Why not just cut out the middle man........and introduce yourself. Grow some Tony!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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  3. 05-14-2005, 08:43 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Why not just cut out the middle man........and introduce yourself. Grow some Tony!

    ahh a good plan me fair lady, but tis not a work place where me feet can go unassumin walkin in. (it's a chocolate factory)..
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    stinky pussy haha
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    Do you know her name? If so .... send a small bouquet of flowers with your number on the card..and an invite to coffee or lunch or something!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce willis
    stinky pussy haha

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  8. 05-14-2005, 08:57 PM #8
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    I banged a Croatian chick, and I could smell her cooch as soon as I unbuttoned the jeans(b4 unzipping).... yeecchhh!

    Don't know if this is relevant, just wanted to share since you don't like stinky puss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    I banged a Croatian chick, and I could smell her cooch as soon as I unbuttoned the jeans(b4 unzipping).... yeecchhh!

    Don't know if this is relevant, just wanted to share since you don't like stinky puss.
    Who likes that?
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    You lost me after stinky pussy
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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    I banged a Croatian chick, and I could smell her cooch as soon as I unbuttoned the jeans(b4 unzipping).... yeecchhh!

    Don't know if this is relevant, just wanted to share since you don't like stinky puss.
    lmao
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  12. 05-15-2005, 08:49 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    Who likes that?


    rofl.. I guess some sorry sapsuckers could care less about the odor of the puss
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  14. 05-15-2005, 10:14 AM #14
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    I don't like the stinky puss either, I was just thinking that Ukranian puss is probably similar to Croatian puss.

    How many times can you say puss in a sentence?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Soprano
    A female friend of mine works with this hot Ukranian girl and so I tried to get her to hook me up with her. To make a long story very short, whenever I mention her(in e-mails), she either won't answer or make up some excuse. Now the other day I was supposed to swing by her work and see her again, but she didn't answer my call or e-mail, lol.

    A bit of background on the female friend: Met her in school and we were assigned to the same group(for projects). back then she was ok looking, but somewhat thick with a stinky pussy. Now she plumped up even more(it's been a while since i seen her) and, I'm sure, accompanied with the same stinky pussy, which I have a feeling is a big reason why she has trouble keeping guys. She would always ask if i wanted to go out on sat or fri night, and except for 1 night, I would decline.

    Now is this "friend" giving me payback?
    how do you know she has a stinky pussy??? have you been tilling in the garden??

    yea.. it's payback.. . why help you hook up with other girls.. when she is alone.. you need to find a wingman that will help you with this girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Why not just cut out the middle man........and introduce yourself. Grow some Tony!

    Can I get a witness?????????????????



    You summed it up! Why deal w/a feedlot heifer on any level??

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  17. 05-15-2005, 11:02 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    how do you know she has a stinky pussy??? have you been tilling in the garden??

    the girl with the stank puss is the one who was "trying" to hook me up. Unfortunately, I had sex with her ONE time(this was a long time ago, before she balooned up). It was one time too many. The night I bed her traumatized me so bad that the next night I went straight to the bars to find a clean-smelling slut to lay- basically to reinforce my belief in good ol fashioned, clean-smellin American Hair Pie. It was a dead night, so I did what any other desparate man with an extra wad of expendable cash would do- I called an escort agency.
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  18. 05-15-2005, 11:06 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    I don't like the stinky puss either, I was just thinking that Ukranian puss is probably similar to Croatian puss.

    How many times can you say puss in a sentence?
    I've always thought croations and lavtians, and pretty much all of eastern europe has clean gals.. could be wrong though...

    but, say a foreigner came to the states and laid an american gal who smelled like tuna, that poor bastard would go home and proclaim our country as being the home of fishy smellin skanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Soprano
    the girl with the stank puss is the one who was "trying" to hook me up. Unfortunately, I had sex with her ONE time(this was a long time ago, before she balooned up). It was one time too many. The night I bed her traumatized me so bad that the next night I went straight to the bars to find a clean-smelling slut to lay- basically to reinforce my belief in good ol fashioned, clean-smellin American Hair Pie. It was a dead night, so I did what any other desparate man with an extra wad of expendable cash would do- I called an escort agency.

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    nothing like phillipina and asian Pun!!! my girl is flip and its da BOMB!!
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