Jessica Alba (Hotness Inside)

[ReX357]

http://img38.echo.cx/img38/5061/02je...encross030.jpg

[Aboot]

Uh-oh. Swole is going to have a dilemma on his hands. He likes the Alba, but does not go for blondes. What is a Cat to do?

[ReX357]

haha... no way he wouldn't do her.

[*Narkissos*]

as swole's secretary i feel obliged to comment in his absence:


"HELL YEA WE'D HIT HER"

[Aboot]

as swole's secretary i feel obliged to comment in his absence:


"HELL YEA WE'D HIT HER"

Yes, but would he make her wear a wig?

[*Narkissos*]

I don't think he'd even notice the hair...who would? with all that gorgeous ASS laying in front of 'em? c'mon

[wolfyEVH]

not to steal your thunder, but here are better shots.......

[Aboot]

I don't think he'd even notice the hair...who would? with all that gorgeous ASS laying in front of 'em? c'mon

You have to hold on to something don't cha?

[*Narkissos*]

not to steal your thunder, but here are better shots.......

Are rep points on?

THis post deserves mad-rep

[wolfyEVH]

Are rep points on?

THis post deserves mad-rep

lol....i'll see what else i can dig up

[*Narkissos*]

You have to hold on to something don't cha?

point taken

[wolfyEVH]

here is a website where you can get over 100 wallpapers of her

http://skins.be/celebs/4-Jessica%20A...allpapers.html

[*Narkissos*]

here is a website where you can get over 100 wallpapers of her

http://skins.be/celebs/4-Jessica%20A...allpapers.html

my hero

[Pump101]

if i had the chance, i would definetly try to impregnant her

[*Narkissos*]

I did it already...me and SwoleCat...tagteamed her ass.

Wait..no...that was a dream...ok... carry on smartly

[beyonddriven]

thank you wolfyEVH =) best thing I have seen today!

[FinaGuy]

those pics are the most beautiful thing eva...

jessica is unreal...

[hellapimpin]

she's a pomona chic...those chics are a dime a dozen out here in california

[SwoleCat]

The blond hair is a temporary thing, doesn't change who she is.

Nark was right in the statement he released for me:

"We'd hit it".



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[SwoleCat]

Oh my raging hard on........

The face and tiny "smirk" say it all!!!!!!!!!!!!






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[SwoleCat]

Sorry, this one is TOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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[ReX357]

OMG! Thanks to everyone who posted in this thread!!

I'm lovin' it!

[ReX357]

Swole...

I think it's time for a STICKY!

[SwoleCat]

Swole...

I think it's time for a STICKY!

My keyboard is already sticky!!!!!!




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[ReX357]

My keyboard is already sticky!!!!!!




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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[kloter1]

looks like a 2 dollar hooker

[Slick Arrado]

not to steal your thunder, but here are better shots.......

A+

[jimihendryx]

looks like a 2 dollar hooker

In that case: I've got $4 in my pocket...








































... 2 please!

[SwoleCat]

looks like a 2 dollar hooker

What are you looking at?



How dumb.

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[SwoleCat]

looks like a 2 dollar hooker

Better yet, perhaps you'd like to show us an example of what you find to be a very attractive woman?

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[ReX357]

Better yet, perhaps you'd like to show us an example of what you find to be a very attractive woman?

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I think the Jessica Simpson's pics are coming...

[SwoleCat]

Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

Blond bimbo w/the f*cked up witch nose............

NEXT!!!!!!

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[ReX357]

Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

Blond bimbo w/the f*cked up witch nose............

NEXT!!!!!!

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Pardon my ignorance but what's a 'bimbo'???

[SwoleCat]

Just a dumb clue-less individual who has literally no smarts.

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[ReX357]

Just a dumb clue-less individual who has literally no smarts.

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Ha ok...

Just for the sake of it, I read somewhere that Jessica Simpson is not dumb like she acts on TV. Supposedly she has something like 160 IQ and she's real intelligent. The dumb blonde look is just to make cash. Where I live, we have a girl like that. She's everywhere on TV, she acts stupid and dumb, they even re did "The Simple Life" with her in my area and in my language (just so picture what kind of dumbness she plays) but in real life she's a business woman and she's got loads of money.

Just a thought like that. Don't know if it's true (For Jessica Simpson) but I still think there's a small possibility it's all for the show, nah mean?

Peace

[SwoleCat]

My wife told me that too, and I told her what the deal really is.

She's as dumb as a rock. At first it was okay to be so stupid, now people are really baggin' on her for being stupid, so her plan was this. Release a "rumor" as was done, that she is really smart but "pretends" to be dumb to make more $$$$$$. How being stupid would make more $$$$$$$ makes no sense, and finally that idea is starting to bite her in the (__!__), thus the need to release the idea she has "a very high IQ but pretends to be stupid". So basically she is trying reverse psychology on the media and her fans to make people think that she just "acts dumb", but the reality is that she is NO ACTRESS, and no acting is needed.

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[ReX357]

My wife told me that too, and I told her what the deal really is.

She's as dumb as a rock. At first it was okay to be so stupid, now people are really baggin' on her for being stupid, so her plan was this. Release a "rumor" as was done, that she is really smart but "pretends" to be dumb to make more $$$$$$. How being stupid would make more $$$$$$$ makes no sense, and finally that idea is starting to bite her in the (__!__), thus the need to release the idea she has "a very high IQ but pretends to be stupid". So basically she is trying reverse psychology on the media and her fans to make people think that she just "acts dumb", but the reality is that she is NO ACTRESS, and no acting is needed.

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Possible. Either way, I'd still do her

[Sta11ion]

Swole sorry brother but I am first in line, when I first saw her in the first episode of dark angel I was like wow. I ended up getting a girlfriend that looked just like her for 4 months but you dont know what I had to deal with for those 4 months.... That was when dark angel was at its prime so her face was everywhere and all my boys were dying for her. It was nice to have. Especially when you went to a club or a restaurant and get special treatment becuase they think its her....I called her jess by accident a once in bed oh she was pissed maybe thats why it ended oh well.

[Dally]

Swole sorry brother but I am first in line, when I first saw her in the first episode of dark angel I was like wow. I ended up getting a girlfriend that looked just like her for 4 months but you dont know what I had to deal with for those 4 months.... That was when dark angel was at its prime so her face was everywhere and all my boys were dying for her. It was nice to have. Especially when you went to a club or a restaurant and get special treatment becuase they think its her....I called her jess by accident a once in bed oh she was pissed maybe thats why it ended oh well.

DUDE.. Pm me her name.... I think I just met her at Brant house!!

ahahahha

NO SH*T

Im gonna bang the pee pee outta her

[HeavyHitter]

Sorry, this one is TOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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damn skippy it is!!!!!!