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    mass destruction

    im from miami but i go to school in orlando...i just found out i have a slut for a gf...basically i just discovered that shes f*cking around with another guy...long story short, nothing but my computer and tv now work in my apartment...no more glass sliding doors, no more regular doors, no more mirrors, no more bathroon sink...pretty much destroyed a lot...i feel like an idiot...this cunt actually called me after all this...i just hung up on her tho...what should i do next?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    im from miami but i go to school in orlando...i just found out i have a slut for a gf...basically i just discovered that shes f*cking around with another guy...long story short, nothing but my computer and tv now work in my apartment...no more glass sliding doors, no more regular doors, no more mirrors, no more bathroon sink...pretty much destroyed a lot...i feel like an idiot...this cunt actually called me after all this...i just hung up on her tho...what should i do next?
    You should pretend nothing is wrong then pork her in the rear with no lube and then ditch her

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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    what should i do next?

    I dunno, buy new stuff?

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    masturbate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    masturbate?
    i would, but my hands r too f*cked up from punching sh*t..j/k

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    find a decent chick

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    man thats sux you broke shit in your apartment, shouldve broke the shit in hers.I know your pissed but if you do see or talk to her pretend it doesnt bother you. thatll piss her off.

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    This is why every male needs a punching bag!!! Very sorry to hear this man it sucks! Never ever ever talk to her again!!! Got it!!! Get drunk this weekend, have a good time.. Move on period!! Once a ditch pig, always a ditch pig!

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    dont let on to her you know. Treat her like the whore she is next time you bang her. glaze her eyes shut is what i like to do... pisses them off when you claim bad aim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Mike
    dont let on to her you know. Treat her like the whore she is next time you bang her. glaze her eyes shut is what i like to do... pisses them off when you claim bad aim.

    exactly then find the largest ****ING cucumber in the store and shove it in her pussy while u **** her in the ass with a fist a 2 toes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    .what should i do next?
    Start fixing your house before you have to view the constant reminder of how a slut made you destroy YOUR stuff and how you have to now pay for it all in yet another form of payment.

    The world is a big place bro, f*ck her and move on. Don't destroy your stuff over a piece of ass.

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    Act like you don't care.... nothing will piss her off more. Try to bang one of her friends for sh1ts and giggles. Send her the video tape, and everything should be uphill from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aboot
    I dunno, buy new stuff?

    Haha!! Agreed. Buy new stuff and tell yourself you need to move on.

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    thanks for the responses guys...right now im on my way down to miami to settle some things...when i get back i gotta fix my damn apartment...thanks again for hearing me out fellas..later

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    sorry bro... but if shes a slut she wasnt worth breaking everything in your Apt. Start fixing it and forget her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powrlftr
    You should pretend nothing is wrong then pork her in the rear with no lube and then ditch her
    agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    thanks for the responses guys...right now im on my way down to miami to settle some things...when i get back i gotta fix my damn apartment...thanks again for hearing me out fellas..later
    I hope by "settle some things" you dont mean beating her senseless? lol

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    Seek anger managment counseling !!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    The world is a big place bro, f*ck her and move on. Don't destroy your stuff over a piece of ass.

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