Test and Massages what a Mix
Was feeling really sore and muscles needed some lovin, so I went to this local Legit Massage place this afternoon. Normally, I get worked on by this AA lady who makes Chewbacca look like a Pageant queen. However, she works the hell out of me and afterwards, I feel like new.
Today made an appointment and when I got there, they said the Chewy had an emergency and that I needed to have someone else work on me or reschedule. Well already being completely nude and lying on the table in anticipation, I agreed to the replacement. Again, this is a totally legit place and the therapists who work here are usually ugly as sin.
However, In walks in this caramel skinned hottie who had a body to die for that I have never seen before. She kind of makes me think about that girl who was in Mission Impossible with Tom Cruise (the one with the deadly virus). I can't remeber her name, but she had this sensual way about her similar to that girl and just smoking hot body and face. I had to think for a second to confirm that I was actually in the right place. This girl was simply beautiful.
The manager of the place walked in and said that I was in for a special treat because this girl was new and was a true expert.
I am kind of taken back with how hot she was. I really felt kind of dumb at first and laid back and closed my eyes and let her start working. Then she started to talk to me about what an incredible body I had. Thank you AAS. She had this voice that was simply EROTIC. Kind of like a Demi Moore voice. I open my eyes and look at her face and her body and could not believe myself.
Well as you can imagine, next thing you know, my unit is about ready to explode and standing at full attention under the towel. Test can be really good or a complete pain in the ass. I am like waiting around looking for horses and clowns and sh*t to start entering and exiting this TENT that I have erected.
Due to my cycle, I realize that there is simply no way in the world this thing is going away.....I am thinking "dead puppies" and about "banging Hilary Clinton"...basically anything gross at all, but nothing worked.
This girl finally looks at me and asks me if she should be flattered or worried. I was glad she finally broke the tension and I apologized, and informed her that she should be clearly flattered. She said that it was really cute. (Not sure how I was suppose to take that at first).
She worked on me for 30 minutes or more and it never went down. When it was time to roll over, she told me that my girlfriend was lucky to have a guy keep it up for such a long time. Again, totally embarrased. I also had to take some time before I could actually roll over with my unit in its current state.
The massage was actually out of this world and at the end, I thanked her and apologized over and over. I asked her if I scared her off and told her that I was worried that she would not see me again as a client. She looked at me and said that she would be pissed if I did not come back and see her again.
As I am walking out the door, I tip her $30 (Chewy is going to be pissed...normally only give chewy $20). She gave me her card (which is customary) and wrote on the back "Your cute... come see me again soon and lets figure out how to get together."
About 15 seconds after arriving back at my office, I book an appointment with her on Wednesday. I am sure Chewbacca will be pissed. I have been with her for nearly 2 years. However, i must move on.
Ever since the Test has kicked in, things with women have been going my way. I read somewhere that women know when guys have tons of testosterone and want to get with them. I am beginning to believe it.
Gotta love the test!
