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05-19-2005, 11:00 AM #1
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Anyone else been caught whackin' it?
Haha, I never thought this would be a problem as my girl likes me to do it when we are foolin' around and stuff.....but man, she caught me this morning. Forgot her lunch and came back to the house...let's just say she caught me "red-headed" Oops I meant redhanded. Anways, she flipped her shit, and is really mad at me. I know she will get over it, but has anyone else been caught, and how did your girl react?
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05-19-2005, 11:01 AM #2
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Never been caught, no.
How did she catch you? Were you in the living room? Couldn't hear her coming home?
That must be weird!!!!!! Oh, and did you still bust one when she left?
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05-19-2005, 11:02 AM #3
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Why is she mad at you??? tell her you were thinking of her the entire time... keep out the part about Alyssa Milano tickling your balls at the same time.
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05-19-2005, 11:02 AM #4
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LOL, woman love it when you do it with them, when you do it without them, they wonder why. And if she was home, why didn't you just get a lil from her. These are the things that go through there heads..( No pun intended)
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05-19-2005, 11:10 AM #5
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She wasn't there...she had left for work. We had sex last night. I don't know, I just got the urge. Had just settled in on the couch. I didn't hear her come up the drive, and she just walked in. It was really uncomfortable, and we are really close....I don't know, very weird....Nah, it kinda killed the mood.....I lie, as soon as she stormed out, I regained focus, and finiished the job.....
I tried the "I was thinking of you" her response is "Was last night not good enough?" By the way, the appropriate response to that is always "YES".
I think she is over it. I just got in from lunch (we work at the same place) and I had a couple sample packs of lotion with a card that read "Don't stop now, it's just work..." Haha gotta love a girl with a sense of humor. We will see how funny it is when I get home tongiht.
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05-19-2005, 12:09 PM #6
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you'z all not gonna tell anyone I was changin right?!!
JRock gettin caught by the bubbles, Ricky and Julian in the Trailer park boys.
Ive never been caught....
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05-19-2005, 12:12 PM #7
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............ sigh............ here we go!!
this is how i was caught.....
caught, passed out w/ the porn channel on, d1ck in hand, pants to ankles... and mom screaming
all i can say is WOW.... not something you wanna experience hahahaha its funny now!!
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05-19-2005, 12:19 PM #8
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I am just glad it is someone I am sexually involved with.....nonetheless it was weird...like that is my thing, and it was uncomfortable to be intruded upon...guess that is what I get for doing it on her couch.
Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
Yah, I would probably have mental issues for a while if mommy caught me.
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05-19-2005, 12:20 PM #9
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The thought of getting caught is 1/2 the fun
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05-19-2005, 12:23 PM #10
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You've obviously never been caught. I mean it isn't life changing, but it is quite strange. You feel like an animal...lower than that....I don't know. Needless to say it only lasted the 45 seconds she took to bitch before storming out. Originally Posted by Narkissos
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05-19-2005, 12:24 PM #11
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lmfao.. thats whats wrong with u.. thats a serious Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
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05-19-2005, 12:31 PM #12
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05-19-2005, 12:32 PM #13
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i still say getting caught is half the fun Originally Posted by CrossroadS
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05-19-2005, 12:33 PM #14
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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
Good stuff heavy!
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05-19-2005, 05:54 PM #15
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How about this, a few years ago I was on my couch goin at it(with myself lol) and I just got really tired and fell asleep, didn't even finish....so the next morning my dad and mom walk down the stairs to wake me up cuz they goto work at similar times and all I hear is a scream....I was holding my buddy in my hand, AND I had morning wood...now thats the worst...both your parents seeing you? horrible...
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05-19-2005, 08:09 PM #16
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I hope you meant COUCH not COACH....but to each his own! Originally Posted by El Jugo Buen0
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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05-19-2005, 08:11 PM #17
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I wouldn't get mad if I walked in.....I'd probably help him out a bit
. I DO get mad when he does it TWICE before he comes to my house! We still end up in bed and after 3 hours....I'm tappin out. He's still going like the freaking energizer bunny!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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05-19-2005, 08:12 PM #18
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I was caught once. My wife walked in on me beating off to a picture of TheMindOfRoss. It was his face shot of course!
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05-20-2005, 08:17 AM #19
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That wasn't the question ! So have you ever been caught? Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
I wouldn't get mad if I walked in.....I'd probably help him out a bit. I DO get mad when he does it TWICE before he comes to my house! We still end up in bed and after 3 hours....I'm tappin out. He's still going like the freaking energizer bunny!!!!
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05-20-2005, 08:25 AM #20
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Originally Posted by Scrub
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05-20-2005, 08:46 AM #21
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That is what I didn't get. I figured if she walked in and saw that, she might go into work a few minutes late. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
I wouldn't get mad if I walked in.....I'd probably help him out a bit. I DO get mad when he does it TWICE before he comes to my house! We still end up in bed and after 3 hours....I'm tappin out. He's still going like the freaking energizer bunny!!!!
However, last night, she said that she thought about it all day long, and that it really turned her on....wtf, why get mad then? It made for a fun evening...
Yeh, but think about how disheartening it would be if he didn't do it before he came over, finished up in ten minutes, and rolled over leaving you hanging....
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05-20-2005, 08:46 AM #22
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ok its funny now but not back when..... Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
Practically the same cept i was sober and had my eyes closed (you know how it is) in the front room my mum was comin home from work and i had the curtains half drawn, anyway i open my eyes and she's trying to peer through the curtain... i get flustered and waddle frantically up the stairs (still have pants around ankles) anyway mum comes up and say whats wrong and i said mock crying ' iwas trying to get my foreskin over the head and i can't do it'
3 days later im booked in for a circumsision...
i bet she was laffing on the inside as she musta known i was whacking off but she prob thought that'll teach the lying ****er
so now i have no hood
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05-20-2005, 08:46 AM #23
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Originally Posted by clhp20
bump...any ladies been caught...haha
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05-20-2005, 09:00 AM #24
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i got seen by the window cleaner when i was younger. I was watching a porno at the time whilst "strangling kojack" it was quite embarrasing.
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