Waiting for a call from the Governor….
As a few of you are aware, I’m getting married this coming Memorial Day weekend. I’m marrying a wonderful girl. Her only fault is that she is New York Italian; however I believe that with a limited amount of effort, I will be able to get her to converse with the proper southern drawl, I already have her saying ya’ll.
My fiancé has a daughter who is 14, and very involved in competitive dance, you should see the looks I get when my big hick ass picks her up at dance class.
We’re to be wed at Callaway Gardens with a large reception to follow. We are expecting around 100 guests for the wedding, and the DJ we have chosen, should keep the reception really hopping.
For our honeymoon we are going on a cruise of the Western Caribbean which will take us to Belize, Isle of Rotan, Grand Cayman, and Cozumel. I predict that I will be extremely inebriated for the entire duration of the cruise.
We’ve already selected two of our excursions, one of which is touring Mayan ruins and the other involves swimming with Dolphins. I’m also planning on going snorkeling and scuba diving as often as I can.
So for the next 5 days I will be waiting and listening for that phone call, from the Governor that all death row inmates pray for, in hopes of a reprieve. :lol:
