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    Post Preakness Stories.... By HeavHitter

    I have 2 stories for you guys.... pretty cool, pretty funny.... nothing that great tho!!

    I will make these brief...

    #1) I showed up with about 10 of my boys.... and met up with about 25 others. Unfortunately, my other friends got there about 2 hours before we did and were already drunk off there minds.... so when my crew showed up, those guys started to go nutz (just excited to see us) and started to throw beer everwhere and on everyone. Well, within 30 seconds a HUGE brawl breaks out and Im fighting before I even picked up my first beer!! Nobody got seriously hurt, one kid got knocked out on the other side... thats really all i know. I ended up hitting my own team... (i didnt know the kid tho) OHH WELL.

    #2) Girl walks up to me and asks if she can have sex with me. Within .03 seconds my friends jump all over her like a pack of hungry lions on white meat. Next thing ya know, this girl says i wanna fck all of you. WHAT... she was pretty wasted but nothing bad.... 5 of my boys took her back to my RV and ran the train on her.... i walked in and watched. It was one of the more funnier things i had ever seen in my life....

    AND to answer all your questions... no i didnt join in! Could of very easily.

    I hope i didnt bore ya. This years Preakness was one of the best ive been to.

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    chicks that have trains run on them are worthless ... makes me sad they could even be like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    chicks that have trains run on them are worthless ... makes me sad they could even be like that
    i know right.... i only thought it happened in the movies and stories that made friends were bullshitting me with....

    I was so wrong....

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    Nah man, I've known girls personally that have had 15 guys in a row. It's fun to fantasize about, but there's nothing hot about the reality of that. Exponentially, there's no counting how many people you just slept with. Whatever though, great fuking story bro.

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    Oh...what / where is Preakness ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    chicks that have trains run on them are worthless ... makes me sad they could even be like that
    Not to mention how many people have run up in her before.

    Ewwwwwww, no thanks.

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    what always makes me laugh after i hear about a train ran on a girl is that one day there will be someone that falls deeply in love with that girl tell her he loves her and kiss her and shit. not knowing that there has been 100's of load sprayed on her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    what always makes me laugh after i hear about a train ran on a girl is that one day there will be someone that falls deeply in love with that girl tell her he loves her and kiss her and shit. not knowing that there has been 100's of load sprayed on her.
    its so funny... b/c my friends are such a$$holes.... they started treating her like the biggest whore....

    So how does your mom feel about you doing this, does it feel good knowing your a dirty slut, how are you gonna have a boyfriend after this....

    she would just laugh.... I felt so bad!! but she didnt even care!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    Oh...what / where is Preakness ?
    In Baltimore, Maryland!! Next Year bro.... we'll get an AR Party Bus....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    its so funny... b/c my friends are such a$$holes.... they started treating her like the biggest whore....

    So how does your mom feel about you doing this, does it feel good knowing your a dirty slut, how are you gonna have a boyfriend after this....

    she would just laugh.... I felt so bad!! but she didnt even care!!
    thats honestly fckin sad...was she atleast descent lookin

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    In Baltimore, Maryland!! Next Year bro.... we'll get an AR Party Bus....
    i'm in. sounds like a drunken good time.

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    I dunno, maybe it's a double standard. I would have a hard time turning down 5 girls wanting to run the train on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    I dunno, maybe it's a double standard. I would have a hard time turning down 5 girls wanting to run the train on me.
    that's a very good point. even if a couple weren't that good looking and the other ones were hot i would still do it if that was the only way it would go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    thats honestly fckin sad...was she atleast descent lookin
    descent is even a great compliment for her.... but i guess thats all you gotta be for situations like this... hahahaha

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    sounds like you had an awesome time. Did you win any money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nystreetfghtr
    sounds like you had an awesome time. Did you win any money?
    nahhh didnt even bet.... didnt you go bro? how was it?

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    Is this the horse jockey thing?

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    Heavy - where were you, the infield or general admission? The general admission was crazy. I can vouch, I have never been around that many sluts in my life. I saw more naked chicks, had more opportunities than Spring Break in Daytona Beach. I was a good kid though, I don't need some nasty chick that already had that 5 guy train ran on her.. haha.. It was a good time, one of the best years I have been. Weather was perfect.

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    chicks that get trains run on them discust me, as for the brawl that $hit is fun as hell when ur the bigger bad asses (me and my crew run my town) lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by skyline04
    Heavy - where were you, the infield or general admission? The general admission was crazy. I can vouch, I have never been around that many sluts in my life. I saw more naked chicks, had more opportunities than Spring Break in Daytona Beach. I was a good kid though, I don't need some nasty chick that already had that 5 guy train ran on her.. haha.. It was a good time, one of the best years I have been. Weather was perfect.


    you and heavy have got to be shtiin me? it gets this crazy at the big 3 horse races?

    if so i had no fukin idea......almost unbelievable, ya know

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    i put my preakness endeavors to rest.................whatever happens there each year i never remember and my crew has to tell me what the deal was...........some schitttt is made up to spice up the stories..................all i know for fact is me waking up in some1's jeep without my shirt and have teeth marks around my left nipple...….........

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    Me and my friends ran numerous trains, but now that I'm married and starting to grow up, it makes me kinda sad. Fukin whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MBaraso

    YES !

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    The preakness is by far the filthiest of the triple crown races

    And by filthiest I mean most best-est

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    all i know for fact is me waking up in some1's jeep without my shirt and have teeth marks around my left nipple...….........
    http://www.bway.net/~freedom/fredwithjeep2.jpg
    http://www.jeepfabrikken.no/IMAGE_BA...his%20jeep.jpg

    which one ??


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    Yeah, it is nuts. Last year some dude got knocked out cold in one punch after he grabbed some girls ass. Her boy just tapped him on the shoulder, the guy turned around, and BAM.

    ... Of course some of the stories are a little embellished, but I mean if you can't pick up a girl there, you might as well become a hermit with a 5 gallon jug of vasoline.. haha

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    Here's an idea....how about pictures?

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    Wicked man, I'm glad you had a good time mang and made it out alive.... sorry to hear about that odd rash on your nuts ...

    I used to know a chick who got a train run on er.... its one of the hardest things I have ever had to hear... for many reasons...but, simply it seems to happen to the best of em sometimes, thats all I can say.

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    Some girls have no respect for themselves. Girls like that give us a bad name. Stupid whore!

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    Do you think a girl like that actually wakes up the next day , like, yea guess what i did last night, all pumped and happy it was a fun time, or does she say what the hell did i do to myself. I'm just a little curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManzNumero1
    Do you think a girl like that actually wakes up the next day , like, yea guess what i did last night, all pumped and happy it was a fun time, or does she say what the hell did i do to myself. I'm just a little curious.

    She wakes up like the little slut she is and wants to be seranWRAPPED by me while I shove a 12 in dildo in her ass and have 2 midgets in da puss!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tbrocato
    She wakes up like the little slut she is and wants to be seranWRAPPED by me while I shove a 12 in dildo in her ass and have 2 midgets in da puss!

    my thoughts also, just thought i ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManzNumero1
    my thoughts also, just thought i ask.

    yes I am sick! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by tbrocato
    She wakes up like the little slut she is and wants to be seranWRAPPED by me while I shove a 12 in dildo in her ass and have 2 midgets in da puss!
    I like your sense of humor, but in reality, I guarantee she's a depressed worthless slut, and feels like $hit about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    I like your sense of humor, but in reality, I guarantee she's a depressed worthless slut, and feels like $hit about it.

    Yes you are right. At her current pace she will be HIV positive in no time. She def. has gential warts. Prob has herpes and maybe even a HEP C.

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    I read a brochure the doc gave me when I got chlamydia(spelling?) once that said 60-70% of adult americans have one form or another of the HPV virus (g worts)! I wasn't too good about wrapping it up b4 then, but after, I could deal w/ a little less sensation!

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    sounds like a sick time HH

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    the chicks that I have known that did that.... just seemingly wanna forget about it... completely forget about it.

    odd... really frukin odd IMO

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    So you're saying you would wake up in the morning and think...OMG, I'm such a filthy slut, I fuked 5 girls at the same time last night! No...you say, holy shiat, I hope someone took pictures, I'm the fukin man. There's nothing "safe" about it, but if someone, boy or girl, likes sex, then why not. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't date her or anything, but it's still her personal choice

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