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    Old men are Weird

    i went out the the cemetary this morning to help my father did a specail hole for my grandfathers urn and that sob smokes like a mother, drinks like no other, and is 50lbs over weight and still just kept on diggin not gettin tired or anything in 85 degree temp w/ 90+% humidity. sad to say he outlasted me... anyone else ever notice how all old people are kinda like that... they have an uncanny stamina factor they seem to have acquired from the days of old?

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    You're just way out of shape.



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    I know what you mean bro. They are just conditioned from performing manual labor most of their life. That's ok...I'd whoop them in a typing marathon anyday

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    They would walk hundreds of miles to school everyday in 10feet of snow. We are simply not conditioned to keep up with these people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    They would walk hundreds of miles to school everyday in 10feet of snow. We are simply not conditioned to keep up with these people.
    No sh*t, up hill both ways, carrying chickens and sh*t

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    i hate old people well most of em

    some are nice and ****ing crzy those are the ones i like

    the boring prudish ones are just ****ing annoying theyre way past their expiration date neway

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    lol yeah conditioned... let me give you an example...
    my dad looks at the hole and he is like shit.. this looks like a 24pack job... as he lights his cig and grabs a shovel....

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    Old men are friggin perverts. I love my dad to death, but he's always feeling up my wife and shit. He does it in a playful, you could read it either way, kinda way though. Sneaky bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    Old men are friggin perverts. I love my dad to death, but he's always feeling up my wife and shit. He does it in a playful, you could read it either way, kinda way though. Sneaky bastard.
    ROFL feeling up YOUR wife?!~ OMG thats funny shit

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    i wouldve told u feel up his wife but i missed the part where it said he was ur dad

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    i wouldve told u feel up his wife but i missed the part where it said he was ur dad
    well depends...

    Hey how hot is your mom?!

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    my mom?? or his?

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    hole

    they let you dig your own holes at the cemetary? scary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    my mom?? or his?


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    The older generation had it a lot harder than we ever have. Men were men back then.

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    and now men are women???

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    and now men are women???
    go to south beach and yeah men are women.

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    thats how my pops is, 65yrs old and still going as strong as if he were 20.. tough old fart ill have to say

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    go to south beach and yeah men are women.
    well i cant rite now cuz i gotta go workout and im like 214531598302 miles away

    explain plz

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    I know what tai talking about. Got same type situation. Dad drinks/smokes/eats shitty. Were splitting logs, Im ready to drop, he just keeps going.

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    I'd grab your wife tits too... in a playful sneaky way of course.


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    Seems to depend on how they were raised

    When I was in my best shape playing HS football, lifting, running, ect, my dad, even my grand-dad, were able to last longer at things like picking weeds, hoeing a row, digging a flowerbed, chopping wood, ect.

    I think it came from them growing up on farms and no matter what the mundane task they were given was, they didnt get to come inside and eat until it was done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    I'd grab your wife tits too... in a playful sneaky way of course.

    I just came in her and all over her tits...go ahead, grab away

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    I just came in her and all over her tits...go ahead, grab away
    Wow, that just backfired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    I just came in her and all over her tits...go ahead, grab away


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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    and now men are women???
    No. They grew up with a work ethic that's lacking today. They busted their ass every day because there was a line of the unemployed waiting to take their job. You didn't complain, you did you work and were damn glad to have a job - any job.

    Also times were far more physicaly demanding so rarely was someone fat. Now days it seem everyone is fat and it's the few that are lean.

    It's a sobering experience when a 60 year old man can work a 20 year old into the ground. That's because the 60 year old has been working since he was 10. The 20 year old has probably never worked before and is a pussy whipped sniveling punk.

    yeah, I like old guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spud
    yeah, I like old guys.
    i like slim/thin women with a nice small butt and b tits
    Last edited by CrystalMethodX; 05-26-2005 at 07:14 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    i slim/thin women with a nice small butt and b tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    and now men are women???
    Today's men, Fat-ass bleeding heart Pussy's with Cappuccino’s and emotional issues.

    My old man is 70 years old now and works out every single day. Still wears the pants, and still lets you know it.
    Last edited by singern; 05-26-2005 at 11:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    well i cant rite now cuz i gotta go workout and im like 214531598302 miles away

    explain plz
    transvestites. men dressed like girls. look for the adams apple. scary shit though.

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    oh u mean transves,people like fraiser(series),and even more annoyingly NILES his brother hehe(sp)

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    Do you think SC could be classafied as an old Man?
    i mean .. he is kinda weird...

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