Thread: How to make a Woman Happy!
05-25-2005, 07:09 PM #1
How to make a Woman Happy!
It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a chef
7. an electrician
8. a carpenter
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a decorator
12. a stylist
13. a sexologist
14. a gynecologist
15. a psychologist
16. a pest exterminator
17. a psychiatrist
18. a healer
19. a good listener
20. an organizer
21. a good father
22. very clean
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* appointments she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring something to drink
3. Hand over the remote
05-25-2005, 07:58 PM #2
SV-1 makes me happy
05-25-2005, 08:20 PM #3
only 53 things, great!
you only have to be good at 1 of them right?
05-25-2005, 08:30 PM #4Originally Posted by mass junkie
05-26-2005, 01:24 AM #5
That was good. Now I'm happy too. <-- See!
05-26-2005, 02:04 AM #6
14. gynecologist. i can do that. unless there actually is a fungus on her fellopian tube.
05-26-2005, 05:59 AM #7
To Make a Woman Happy:
05-26-2005, 06:11 AM #8
seriously dudes... DO NOT give in and marry one. they will take you for everything you got and some more. and while your in despair about it, they'll be out spending your hard earned money and sucking every dick in town.
05-26-2005, 08:32 AM #9Originally Posted by Pump101
If there's a next time, there will be an airtight pre-nup.
05-26-2005, 09:02 AM #10
My list is not that long
05-26-2005, 09:05 AM #11Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
05-26-2005, 09:06 AM #12
holy shit y all that just **** her hard **** her good thats it
05-26-2005, 09:08 AM #13Originally Posted by bor
05-26-2005, 09:11 AM #14
yup, last time i checkedOriginally Posted by CrystalMethodX
05-26-2005, 09:13 AM #15Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
05-26-2005, 09:14 AM #16Registered User
Originally Posted by SV-1
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
Treat her like crap
Make her feel insecure
Maintain dominance over the relationship
Women want what they can't have...if you don't roll over they will go nuts for you....its that simple
....ehhhhh hey honey....no I am not pretending to be a hardass on the internet, and that I wear the pants in this relationship....
05-26-2005, 09:16 AM #17
I joined along time ago but was just a browserOriginally Posted by CrystalMethodX
05-26-2005, 10:29 AM #18
"How to make a Woman Happy!"
When it comes to men, keeping your woman happy is a myth... an urban legend
05-26-2005, 10:45 AM #19
Not true.. just stop trying to be something your notOriginally Posted by Red Ketchup
05-26-2005, 11:09 AM #20Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
hey.. I know you I think, you go to brant house?
hmmmm, maybe I need to see some other pics... hmmm.
05-26-2005, 11:14 AM #21
My Grandfather told me all you need is a big dikk to make a woman happy.
05-26-2005, 11:31 AM #22
Guys often try way to hard.. or go after the wrong girl.. if u keep chasing rainbows.. thne yes.. u will enver find a way to make a woman happy
05-26-2005, 11:37 AM #23Originally Posted by alphaman
05-26-2005, 11:43 AM #24Originally Posted by BlInDsIdE
05-26-2005, 12:09 PM #25Associate Member
- Join Date
- Apr 2005
- New Mexico
you all too damn funny, im over here at work readin this shit crackin up n my customers r like "wat is ur problem, do u think our problems r funny" cuz im a technician 4cingular, keep up the comedy lol..............PLP u r damn goodlookin too holla at ur boy!!!!!!!!!111
05-26-2005, 02:06 PM #26Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
IMO women are the ones trying way too hard, they spend hours soupin themselves up, simply to out do the other women...
the men, they dont try to hard, its just that their "game" is so friggen flakey that they appear to try to hard cause all they wanna do is get laid and think, hmmmm, act really nice and buy her lots of drinks and act macho, shes bound to love me.
personally thats not my approach, never has been and I'm pretty happy.
still think you look farmiliar tho
05-26-2005, 02:33 PM #27
Well i guess im everywhere.. maybe u seen me at the gym:P
But in all honest i don't really care if i get everyones attention or look better than other women.. and i make my own money so i can buy my own drinks..:P
Originally Posted by Dally
05-26-2005, 02:44 PM #28
Starting to wish I lived in Canada right now. I know that your tax bracket is different from here in the states, but damn your woman are hella hot. I be sure to make a trip to Toronto soon
05-26-2005, 02:50 PM #29Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
and CASH to boot.
How bout we meet at brant house tomorrow night and we can talk about this a wee bit further...
dont worry you can BUY YOUR OWN DAM DRINKS... and A FEW (10) for me
05-26-2005, 03:17 PM #30
1. Big Bank Account
2. Big Dick
05-26-2005, 08:51 PM #31Originally Posted by co2boi
SADLY the two damn things your missing
JK bro.... jk'in
go blow a hot smelly wad on you know where for AR ... and scream DALLY!
05-26-2005, 08:52 PM #32
True, SV, so true....
05-27-2005, 04:39 AM #33
Hahaha i actually don't drink:P (for the most part.. screws up training):P
And i got enough cash for me.. my heads screwed on enough to know not to blow money on a guy.. at least not one that hasnt been around for a while:P
Originally Posted by Dally
05-27-2005, 05:42 AM #34Originally Posted by Dally
05-27-2005, 07:13 AM #35Originally Posted by co2boi
thats is just plain SEXY.
05-27-2005, 07:51 AM #36Originally Posted by Dally
05-27-2005, 01:48 PM #37
If you used muratic acid as shaving cream by accident,brushed your teeth with kerosene,and it took a bed of a pickup truck to haul your ass somewhere it wouldn't matter as long as you had money.....There's always at least two girls to fight over every guy that's loaded with cheddar.....
05-27-2005, 07:50 PM #38Member
- Join Date
- Dec 2003
Only 53 things huh?
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)