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    Yo Mamma! (jokes)

    I just thought its been a while since I heard any good Mamma jokes. You guys (and gals) have any good ones?? Here, I'll get it started!

    Yo mammas glasses are so thick that when she reads a map, she sees little people waving at her!

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    -yo moma is so ****ing fat she uses the vcr as her beeper

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    yo mama is so fat, when she wears a red shirt people yell cool aid. Haha old school joke.

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    your momma is so fat.......her belt size is equater!
    .......she cut her leg and gravy poured out.
    .......she bleeds chocolate milk

    your momma so poor i saw her kicken a can down the street and i said what u doin and she said moving.

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    your moms so fat god said let there be light and kicked your moms fat ass out of the way!

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    Your momma so fat..... she jumped up in the air, and got stuck!

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    Your momma so fat..... she uses the highway as a slip and slide!

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    your momma's so fat, when she jumps, she goes straight to hell

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    your mamas ass is so hairy it looks like don king is gonna pop out and say ONLY IN AMERICA

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    Your momma's like a bowling ball.. Picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter;
    Like a 711, on every corner, open 24/7 365 days a week, 50 cents for a slurpee..
    Like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
    Like a town bus, everyone rides on her

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Your momma's like a bowling ball.. Picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter;
    Like a 711, on every corner, open 24/7 365 days a week, 50 cents for a slurpee..
    Like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
    Like a town bus, everyone rides on her
    OUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHH!!!! Where we're those 10 years ago!!!

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    Your momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

    Your mom is so big and black when she went swimming in the ocean they thought there was another oil spill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    OUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHH!!!! Where we're those 10 years ago!!!

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    Your mammas so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur!

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    Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo!

    Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops!

    Yo mama's so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"

    Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

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    Yo mammas so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

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    Yo Mammas got more crack than Harlem! (can't remember what movie that was from)

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    Your mommas so fat, she sat on a quarter and skittles popped out.
    ....she plays pool with the planets
    ....she stepped on a scale, adn it said get the FUKK off me!
    ...shes got more crack than harlem
    Your momma is so stupid she tripped over the cord of a cordless phone
    Your mommas so hairy, her armpit looks like shes got don king in a head lock.
    Your mommas so ugly, when i took a picture of her, the lens shattered.

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    Your momma's so fat, the bitch has to wake up in sections!

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    Your momma's so fat she plays hop scotch like NY, Houston, LA.....

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    Your momma's so fat when i said it was chili outside she ran out there with a spoon

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    Yo Momma's so fat when she turns around, there's a going away party.

    Yo Momma's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

    Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

    I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...

    Yo Momma is so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

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    your momma's so old, jesus is in her yearbook


    your momma's so short, you can see her feet on her drivers licence



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    Yo mamma's pussy is sooooo dry that her crabs have dune buggys

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    your mamas so gross only Ross would bang er

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    your mamas so fat,hairy n stanky the united nations offered settlement to start clearcutting her ass instead of the rainforest

    but backed out of the deal because the conditions are so unsanitary

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    Some of these are hilarious!! LMFAO

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