Your Best Naked Old/fat/weird Guy In The Lockerroom Story!!

**Luminaire** · 06-09-2005, 03:51 PM

K well mine was about two years ago. Im sitting in the sauna with two of my friends chatting about football when this old fat guy walks in but ass naked and sits down next to me. The talking stopped. We exchanged glances and soon realized that one of us was bound to crack. Little did I know the first one to crack would be me. Actually I did know it was going to be me. About 17 seconds later I started hysterical laughing, basically in the guys face (its a small sauna) and ran out of the sauna, followed closely by both of my friends, also hysterical laughing. I doubt the naked old fat man in the sauna found it nearly as amusing.

**MatrixGuy** · 06-09-2005, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Luminaire

K well mine was about two years ago. Im sitting in the sauna with two of my friends chatting about football when this old fat guy walks in but ass naked and sits down next to me. The talking stopped. We exchanged glances and soon realized that one of us was bound to crack. Little did I know the first one to crack would be me. Actually I did know it was going to be me. About 17 seconds later I started hysterical laughing, basically in the guys face (its a small sauna) and ran out of the sauna, followed closely by both of my friends, also hysterical laughing. I doubt the naked old fat man in the sauna found it nearly as amusing.

You tight bast***

That could have been my dad!